I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[DDBustyBrit]

Because stating the bloody obvious does not mean smarts!

 

[AlwaysFara]

You don’t interest me.

 

[PattiJolene]

l did not answer your pm because l have told you l can't help you with your situation. Sorry.

 

[CleverCowardice]

...I am unable to invest in anyone with a penis...

My bank told me the same goddamn thing when I went to apply for a home loan. That's some fucking discriminatory bullshit! So, the next day, I shit in the pneumatic tube. I'm not talking about a neatly contained lump of foulness in the canister, but ass pressed to the opening, butt-cheeks spread, and let slip the dogs of war. Now, it wasn't that poor bank teller's fault, so I felt a little sorry about that, but actions have consequences and a message had to be sent.

What I'm saying is, if that's your policy, you might want to sleep with one eye open and your windows shut.



And I don't answer PMs because nobody sends me any. I don't know why.

 

[Jada59]

I lost my ISP.

 

[Gemma_0]

I don't like you

 

[mnbreastluver]

It was easy. I didn’t get one.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I was too busy laughing at your nerve!!

 

[Willingtoshare]

Because I thought I had.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I will, I will, I WILL!!!

 

[Upp55]

silly man.

I will send u a pm

 

[Pennyshub]

Because you have no profile

 

[Xerxes82]

Because it didn't make any sense.

 

[Gemma_0]

because it was creepy

 

[Stevew0073]

Because you didn’t send me one haha

 

[DeckardNYC]

I was really drunk at the time.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I totally belong to MMA

 

[LoveLiving]

You penis just isn't big enough... and it's ugly.

That's OK
As long as it wasn't out of focus.

 

[KarenB59]

It hasn't arrived yet.

 

[Rivvie]

It was crass and unwelcome

 

[SuperSissy]

I had to water my plants

 

[Bellissa]

I didn't know what to say

 

[DDBustyBrit]

It was crowded in there today

 

[AlwaysFara]

You caught up with me on Skype.

 

[Threadbare42]

Judging by your username, if I answer that I'm male it would probably be a short conversation anyway