I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[StElmosFire]

Moi? Are you sure? Check again, I'm sure it must be there. If not it's just more proof you can never trust the mail people.

 

[Contrary_Mary]

I had to go buy beer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It was spam

 

[done_got_old]

It was spam

It wasn't spam, it was Vienna sausage.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It wasn't spam, it was Vienna sausage.

Could have been.

 

[done_got_old]

Could have been.

I didn't answer your pm because I fell asleep thinking about my answer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I didn't answer your pm because I fell asleep thinking about my answer.

That’s okay I’m use to that.

 

[Jada59]

I was elbow deep in rye bread dough.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Would you?

I love flowers of all types...

I hope everything is going well. Will I be lucky this evening and get a sexy woman to chat with me? Will you make that happen?

Do me a favor and respond and I will be your bestest friend.

All kidding aside, I hope to have intelligent discussion and more. Asian Flower, please make my evening

 

[SuperSissy]

I moved and left no forwarding address

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I didn't answer your PM because I'd just answered the call of my vibrator.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I had to rearrange my socks

 

[jasonmason]

You forgot to send it to me.

 

[cole4258]

I did I did

 

[DeckardNYC]

It's Friday, and I'm really tired from a full week, just didn't have the energy

 

[mnbreastluver]

Because I’m not gay.

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

Because it was spam.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

You caught me totally off guard, but I may still

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Because for the most part it is where explicit requests from random men that I have never interacted with go to die and now it is simply a 750 message black hole

 

[Xerxes82]

Because, and let's be honest here, you weren't actually looking for a response with that. Were you?

 

[Gemma_0]

because you didn't identify yourself

 

[Sexybritches69]

Because I refuse to he pulled into any drama.

 

[Gemma_0]

because you didn't brush your teeth

 

[Rivvie]

Because you didn’t send it.

Or you sent me a generic line you’ve sent to me before..

 

[done_got_old]

....because I don't like you.