I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Jada59]

I was busy having sex.

 

[English_Oak]

I was busy having sex.

That would be a good enough reason!

In my case I didn't answer it because I get so few I've given up checking!

 

[Jada59]

That would be a good enough reason!

In my case I didn't answer it because I get so few I've given up checking!

Dang. I was fixing to send you a dirty one! Guess I will save my fingers.

 

[English_Oak]

Dang. I was fixing to send you a dirty one! Guess I will save my fingers.

I could make an exception for the right person

 

[lurkingguy1978]

...that's just what I do.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well for one, you sent me a dick pic.. and two.. it obviously wasn't yours!

On a good note though, welcome to my ignore list. Have a nice day.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Well for one, you sent me a dick pic.. and two.. it obviously wasn't yours!

On a good note though, welcome to my ignore list. Have a nice day.

Jade, I'm sorry. I thought that horse looked like me...

 

[JerseyJade]

Jade, I'm sorry. I thought that horse looked like me...

Lmao!

 

[SadieAnne]

Because you literally quoted my post here about me not caring what you look like in a message, right after saying what you look like.

Just, stop it!!!

 

[vibes]

Because you literally quoted my post here about me not caring what you look like in a message, right after saying what you look like.

Just, stop it!!!

Because I wasn't sure you wanted to know ...

 

[SadieAnne]

Because I wasn't sure you wanted to know ...

So. Annoying.


“Hey I know you said you didn’t care what people looked like because you’re not shallow, but I’m 6’ athletic and hung, wanna chat?”

No. No I don’t. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever.
But thanks for asking.

 

[just4friends]

So. Annoying.


“Hey I know you said you didn’t care what people looked like because you’re not shallow, but I’m 6’ athletic and hung, wanna chat?”

No. No I don’t. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever.
But thanks for asking.

So going back in time won’t work either?

 

[SadieAnne]

So going back in time won’t work either?

Crap. I forgot that. Okay, fine. Maybe yesterday.

 

[just4friends]

Crap. I forgot that. Okay, fine. Maybe yesterday.

Actually you said “not ever”

Once I figure out this time thing, I will hope you answer my pm from yesterday right about now?

Anyone else? I was busy traveling through time so your pm hasn’t been sent yet in my time.

 

[LanaBehave]

Why? You ask why?? Probably because it's clear that you didn't even glance at my profile...

 

[DarkSimian]

I don't want to save 15% by switching to Geico

 

[Moochienanu]

You didn’t ask me anything and told me something so personal that I felt awkward and didn’t know how to respond... but now drunk me will... and I hope you’re ready.

 

[LizVegas79]

IDAYPMB I'm not into pee, poo, or blood AT ALL!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

IDAYPMB I'm busy doing basic research in Human Sexuality and Marketing for Dr Liz.

 

[PNWKitten]

It came off kinda rude and inconsiderate

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

surprisingly,

Damn. Just Damn.
Kik me @ xxxxxx

coming from someone I don't know, with no activity besides a handful of questionably personals, did not really give me anything to lead with.

what is the socially correct retort to that?
"double damn" "double dog damn" "beaver damn", a video clip from Hocus Pocus where the witch says "Damn, Damn, oh double damn"?

actually, maybe I shall reply with Hocus Pocus. Seems like the right thing to do.

 

[DarkSimian]

Demanding a cock pic right out of the gate? I'm not that kinda boy....oh wait

 

[Series 6]

My keyboard was broken. I had a weekend alone and I forgot to put the splash guard up on my pc when I was on a marathon porn binge.

 

[done_got_old]

You're still on my ignore list.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Because you didn't want to hear what I had to say anyway.