I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[DDBustyBrit]

I was washing my hair...

You sent me your meat and it was bacon wrapped!!!

 

[TTawhere]

You sent me your meat and it was bacon wrapped!!!

And all tied up!

 

[mnbreastluver]

It didn’t arouse my other head.

 

[MsLead]

Cuz I fell down a mine shaft and my box overflowed

 

[TheFirmHand80]

...cuz you were scolding me for the dick pic

 

[DDBustyBrit]

...cuz you were scolding me for the dick pic

I’m a kickboxing diva and you actually went there duh....

 

[TTawhere]

I’m a kickboxing diva and you actually went there duh....

Geez, don’t kick it off the poor guy...

 

[jasonmason]

My internet died after my dog ate my homework because the car ran out of gas while I had a flat tire and AAA refused to unlock the door while my keys were locked in the car because there was a mandatory evacuation due to severe storms killing all power to my house.

 

[MsLead]

My internet died after my dog ate my homework because the car ran out of gas while I had a flat tire and AAA refused to unlock the door while my keys were locked in the car because there was a mandatory evacuation due to severe storms killing all power to my house.

Cuz it took forever reading his post

 

[LiveWire64]

Because it never arrived.

 

[Dribble]

I am old...I fucking forgot...

 

[fsa52]

The message bored me.

 

[Blonde_Shay]

Bored

Cuz your message was too boring to reply too...besides my PM is always full

ADVICE - your message has got to really stand out for me to reply back

 

[fsa52]

I was distracted by life

 

[MsLead]

Cuz I fell asleep...and will soon, hint, hint

 

[fsa52]

Because I’m still pissed about your behavior

 

[jasonmason]

I got distracted by your AV pic.

 

[fsa52]

I was busy trying to decide on a new av pic.

 

[KarenB59]

I did and now I"m waiting.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Lit ate it.

 

[Jada59]

I was looking for a Dom mentor.

 

[jasonmason]

You never sent it to me.

 

[smtst5]

Someone caused the internet to go down all over the country. #dumbass

 

[Lolita_Slut]

I had real-life obligations.

 

[parker77]

what fucking PM?