I Don't Care How Old He Is...

[teresafannin]

Me, Kurt Russell's lap, back seat, when do we leave???? I do hope we are driving a van???

 

[Whispersecret]

Forget the duct tape. Get a bus.

 

[teresafannin]

A big bus, like a tour bus, with a very discreet driver.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Well...okay....

Since we're no longer limiting...I'm going to see how much it is to rent a bus. I also want Martin Sheen...and...frankly, I'm not leaving without Liam Nielson. I've seen how tall he is and I've seen his hands and feet and well...I like the odds...errr...accent.

And I think we're gonna need a little more music. Does anyone mind if I lasso up Sting and Don Henly for the ride? I bet they have amazing....lung capacity.

We need to think of something to call the bus.

MP

 

[Whispersecret]

Orgy on Wheels
Muff on the Move
Don't Bother Knockin...!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Or...how about....


The Bitch Mobile?

No...WAIT...I GOT IT...


THE DOG POUND ;-)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

MP

 

[teresafannin]

"Wild Women on Wheels, The Millenium Tour"

 

[Whispersecret]

And the license plate can say, "IN HEAT."

WOOF.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...

So I'll rent the bus here and depart Florida for Cali. There we will attain rope and male movie stars. Then we will work our way back toward NY in case some of them got away. Along our path, we can hit those posh western ranches where some of them pretend to live when they are not in front of a camera.

There will be many Dove bars and much coffee.

All ABOARD!!!!!!!!

MP

 

[Thumper]

Has my retarded sister been here?

She calls herself something like "L'il bunny fucked up" I think...

OH MY GOD! Quick! If you swerve right we can nail the bunny!

Define "Nail the Bunny" please....

 

[Guest]

*drooling*

 

[Countess DeWinter]

However much it costs...I want ON this bus!!!

I don't know 'bout y'all, but I'd rather do it once with an older guy who knows what he's doing, than five times with a young guy who doesn't!