I Fell Asleep Last Night...

[Wild_Honey_66]

I fell asleep last night listening to music that reminds me of him.

 

[RiverKnight]

I fell asleep last night knowing I was going to lose an hour of sleep

 

[Bitesback]

I fell asleep last night earlier than usual, my internet connection was down.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I fell asleep last night sans knickers.

On purpose, even.

 

[Little_Sister]

... a hand was between my legs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

... a hand was between my legs.

Whose hand??

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I fell asleep with a pillow between my legs!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

...because I was tired.

Hey it happens.

 

[DarciD]

I feel asleep last night ... and now, here I am again ... awake already.

 

[Nightstalker_82]

I fell asleep last night to the sound of a thunderstorm.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I fell asleep last night without setting my clocks forward and woke up at 1pm.

 

[ydahecnot]

...and woke up to some Yank tart saying "knickers." The use of "ou" in words like humor is just around the corner.

 

[Sundayschild]

...and woke up to some Yank tart saying "knickers." The use of "ou" in words like humor is just around the corner.

The modern version of My Fair Lady. Such a timeless story, updated for the modern age....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

...and woke up to some Yank tart saying "knickers." The use of "ou" in words like humor is just around the corner.

'Yank tart' hahaha

Don't judge. :caning:

The modern version of My Fair Lady. Such a timeless story, updated for the modern age....

 

[Lunation]

I did not fall asleep last night.

That's how they get you.

 

[Hornblende]

I fell asleep last night after washing the toys. My woman was already sleeping "the sleep of the just after"!

 

[Sundayschild]

I did not fall asleep last night.

That's how they get you.

Don't show any emotion....

 

[Lunation]

Don't show any emotion....

If I do, what happens?

 

[Sundayschild]

If I do, what happens?

Then they know.

You were referencing Bodysnatchers weren't you? Where they get you when you sleep....

 

[Lunation]

Then they know.

You were referencing Bodysnatchers weren't you? Where they get you when you sleep....

Yes, referencing.

I was referencing.

 

[Sundayschild]

Yes, referencing.

I was referencing.

Thought so

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I fell asleep last night after giggling at Sunday and Lunation.

 

[RyanBooks]

I fell asleep very tired from work, and not having a chance to do something I really want to do... which made me sad in the morning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I fell asleep very tired from work, and not having a chance to do something I really want to do... which made me sad in the morning.

I'm always sad when I can't have a wank, too.

 

[RyanBooks]

I'm always sad when I can't have a wank, too.

It wasn't a wank... it was to be more special than that.