I found flies in her urinal

[RawHumor]

Somebody stop me!


No, seriously, please stop me!

 

[sunstruck]

I told you not to use that ice in your drink.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[RawHumor]

Re: I needed that laugh

too damn funny!!!

Thanks. I'm glad somebody thought it was funny because I was really feeling like an idiot when I hit the button to post it.

 

[binkley]

Somebody stop me!
No, seriously, please stop me!

Hey, I thought your name was Unregistered. What kind of funny business is going on around here anyway?

 

[Silverluna]

glad to see a bit of humor on the board....made me smile...wow

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[sunstruck]

Oh it's a parody! ha ha ha.

You're getting desperate aren't you?

 

[RawHumor]

glad to see a bit of humor on the board....made me smile...wow

Hey, my pleasure. I'll be here all week!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Somebody stop me!


No, seriously, please stop me!

STOP!!
Please step away from the threads that beg to be parodied!!

Now go home and take a nap, I think you really need one!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I found flies in her urinal

Hey, I thought your name was Unregistered. What kind of funny business is going on around here anyway?

I don't read my wife's diary, I just bitch about her bathroom cleaning habits.

 

[Silverluna]

yay...

Hey, my pleasure. I'll be here all week!

cause by the end of the week i promise you i will need something to make me smile.

 

[AndrewF]

Was that BEFORE or AFTER ?

 

[RawHumor]

Oh it's a parody! ha ha ha.

You're getting desperate aren't you?

You're usually quicker than that. Do you need a nap or something?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I found flies in her urinal

STOP!!
Please step away from the threads that beg to be parodied!!

Now go home and take a nap, I think you really need one!

That's true, but I won't get to lie down for a few hours yet.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: yay...

cause by the end of the week i promise you i will need something to make me smile.

Just remind me then. Depending on how tired I am, I should be able to manage something.

 

[sunstruck]

You're usually quicker than that. Do you need a nap or something?

No, I need a LARGE iced Chai and a quickie. And it's almost time for both.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: I found flies in her urinal

I don't read my wife's diary, I just bitch about her bathroom cleaning habits.

I'm telling ya, there ain't nothing better than a good tongue-cleanin'. Why my bathroom is salivated enough to skate off of.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I found flies in her urinal

I'm telling ya, there ain't nothing better than a good tongue-cleanin'. Why my bathroom is salivated enough to skate off of.

Ummm....errr...Oh! Ewwwww! Yeah, that's it.

 

[Silverluna]

Re: Re: yay...

Just remind me then. Depending on how tired I am, I should be able to manage something.

*in her best awestruck voice*

Oh thank you kind sir!

 

[RawHumor]

No, I need a LARGE iced Chai and a quickie. And it's almost time for both.

I've never had one of those. Iced chai, that is. I've only had them hot. Chai, again.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: yay...

*in her best awestruck voice*

Oh thank you kind sir!

No promises though. And I may beg you for a face-pic as payment.

 

[sunstruck]

I've never had one of those. Iced chai, that is. I've only had them hot. Chai, again.

Blended Chai rules. All icey cold and spicy good. Ok, now I'm more thirsty than anything else.

 

[RawHumor]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind having you drink something hot, white and creamy.

 

[SlowHand89]

Somebody stop me!


No, seriously, please stop me!

Now just what the HELL are you doing scoping out her urinal. And then you come and tell us about it. That is just not kosher. Now listen, what you want to do is keep your mouth shut. Do not bring it up with her. Just go in there and clean the place up yourself. Don't forget to change the tp roll if necessary, bring in some clean towels, and don't forget the mirror. You don't have to change the pot pourri, just shake it up a bit.