ABSTRUSE
Cirque du Freak
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- Mar 4, 2003
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Tatelou said:I try, but my pathetic attempts pale in comparison to your truly awe-inspiring insults. Ya whore!
Lou![]()
Oh you silly cocksucker, I respect you most of all!

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Tatelou said:I try, but my pathetic attempts pale in comparison to your truly awe-inspiring insults. Ya whore!
Lou![]()

Lisa Denton said:Tough Love, an x-rated thread starring Abs and Lou.
Lisa Denton said:Tough Love, an x-rated thread starring Abs and Lou.

Tatelou said:Did the witch speak?
Someone tell me what she said, I can't seem to see her posts, for some strange reason.
Lou

ABSTRUSE said:PMSL!!!!!!!!
Touche'.![]()

cloudy said:I've decided to put all of y'all on ignore, and just use my reknowned psychic powers to read the threads...

Tatelou said:Love you, baby!!!![]()
Now, get swimming, I'm in need of a best mate I can sit with and drink with and share my miserable life with.
A bit of hands-on expressing of love wouldn't go amiss, either.![]()
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Tatelou said:Oh, I wish I could. But, alas, no, it is merely a visual representation of how I feel today. Not far off, though (except she's got bigger tits and I've got a bigger tummy), and that position has been known, quite a few times.
Lou![]()
ABSTRUSE said:
I hope those Greenpeace pricks don't try to spray paint me again.
ABSTRUSE said:I'm heading for the beach now!!!
I hope those Greenpeace pricks don't try to spray paint me again.


Just-Legal said:Damn, there goes that fantasy.
*pouts*
*imagines real Lou*
Okay, better fantasy...

Tatelou said:
Oh STOPPPITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Everytime you make me laugh like that, my dog gives me the strangest looks. I think he thinks I'm about to balance his bunny ball ball on my nose.
Lou![]()
Tatelou said:
Oh STOPPPITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Everytime you make me laugh like that, my dog gives me the strangest looks. I think he thinks I'm about to balance his bunny ball ball on my nose.
Lou![]()
ABSTRUSE said:That's one smart dog you have there?
Shit, did you ever try to drive with flippers on?
Thank god for the sunroof, this snorkel helps me breath better, but it is hard to smoke.![]()

I know all about dog farts, but still not as bad as shower farts, they have a soul you know!Tatelou said:Yep, he's as smart as any other dog. He has an evil ass, but never stays in the same room long enough to experience its intoxifying effects.![]()
LOL! Such a funny mental image I have of you now.
Ya nutter!
Lou![]()
ABSTRUSE said:I'm heading for the beach now!!!
I hope those Greenpeace pricks don't try to spray paint me again.
ABSTRUSE said:I know all about dog farts, but still not as bad as shower farts, they have a soul you know!