I hate cats.

[missgreekgeek]

I honestly never liked cats until I got them.
I was and still am a dog person. I just love a cat's independence.

But I'd much rather have a playful, affectionate puppy.
Cats can be cunts.

True fact.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You seriously haven't lived until you've spent 6 hours of your day on Youtube watching cat videos.
I own two and they're kittens. Playful and funny as fuck. Just watching them on end is a boredom buster.

They have such personalities too. Like "don't fuck with me. I'll piss on your new suit while you sleep.

Or I didn't mean to go in the bathroom and eat all the toilet paper. Oh wait yes I did"

Nah me a cats don't click, I prefer dogs.

 

[smoothg103rd]

GED, study, pass it so you can get on with yout life, just saying.

not terribly fond of cats in general, I am allergic, but some are ok.
lots of bad pet owners out there and that is reflected in their animal's behavior.

no kicking cats, it just makes them worse.

I'm on the job Noor.

 

[CandiCame]

My cat protects me. Maybe your cat hates you.

Plus he keeps the mice out of the barn and will occasionally bring me a snake or a mole or something just to let me know he loves me. Also he likes to get into the bed while we're sleeping and put his sharpest bits on me over and over to show his love which, as a primate who has no claws of any kind, seems weird. I feel like I've tried to assimilate into his life style with my little rolly balls and my ability to get down on the floor and bat shit at him, and my stroking him to simulate the feel of his mother. The least he could do is acknowledge that humans don't show affection by painfully kneeding each other. He could come up and hug me or someshit.

He's extra protective of Bitesize. He'll sometimes scratch me for no goddamn reason whatsoever, but he lets her pull his ears and shit. I'm the one buying the goddamn wet food and catnip. I'm the fucking dealer. You wanna get high as shit you need to not divebomb me from the back of the couch when all I'm trying to do is get from the kitchen into the living room.

 

[toubab]

It's my G day, it's only right that I get fucked up.

I haven't been fucked up on alcohol or drugs in years. Don't miss it a bit. I still drink alcohol, but I don't get drunk. I wouldn't mind smoking a joint with the right person, but other than that, no way. Fuck pills and the other shit. Nothing good comes from that.

 

[CandiCame]

I haven't been fucked up on alcohol or drugs in years. Don't miss it a bit. I still drink alcohol, but I don't get drunk. I wouldn't mind smoking a joint with the right person, but other than that, no way. Fuck pills and the other shit. Nothing good comes from that.

Must be nice. I'm the exact opposite. I'm so jealous of the me who could get fucked up whenever he wanted. I'm so jealous I can't fucking stand it. But I do my affirmations and my positive thought schemas and it gets a little easier every day.

 

[smoothg103rd]

My cat protects me. Maybe your cat hates you.

Plus he keeps the mice out of the barn and will occasionally bring me a snake or a mole or something just to let me know he loves me. Also he likes to get into the bed while we're sleeping and put his sharpest bits on me over and over to show his love which, as a primate who has no claws of any kind, seems weird. I feel like I've tried to assimilate into his life style with my little rolly balls and my ability to get down on the floor and bat shit at him, and my stroking him to simulate the feel of his mother. The least he could do is acknowledge that humans don't show affection by painfully kneeding each other. He could come up and hug me or someshit.

He's extra protective of Bitesize. He'll sometimes scratch me for no goddamn reason whatsoever, but he lets her pull his ears and shit. I'm the one buying the goddamn wet food and catnip. I'm the fucking dealer. You wanna get high as shit you need to not divebomb me from the back of the couch when all I'm trying to do is get from the kitchen into the living room.

I don't have a cat and I don't want one.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I haven't been fucked up on alcohol or drugs in years. Don't miss it a bit. I still drink alcohol, but I don't get drunk. I wouldn't mind smoking a joint with the right person, but other than that, no way. Fuck pills and the other shit. Nothing good comes from that.

I can't wait. Imma be so fucked up, and the best part is that I'm not paying for shit. Everything is on the humbug.

 

[John Doe]

"Hate" is a strong yet overused word.

What exactly do you mean by it here?

 

[smoothg103rd]

"Hate" is a strong yet overused word.

What exactly do you mean by it here?

It means that I have a strong strong strong dislike of cats. I don't like them, I hate em. They jump on the table and steal your food. At least dogs wait until it hit the floor before they take it. I hate litter boxes, I hate cats smell. I hate cats.