I hate it when that happens.

[LukkyKnight]

 

[Guest]

 

[sassy_siren]

me to LOL

 

[Silverluna]

come on old man!

tell us...

 

[tswyk]

Lukky!

Did you get caught juggling again????

 

[LukkyKnight]

I can't juggle, I can't even catch.

 

[Guest]

What?
Premature evacuation?

 

[Silverluna]

see!

 

[ksmybuttons]

My son has peed on the toilet seat and I did not notice before I sat down. (Will I ever learn to put the seat up?)

I catch my shoe on the floor and bound forward trying not to hit my nose. (rubber soles.)

I walk through the grass and hit a "wet pocket."

I learned how to juggle when I turned 30...it is a fun talent.

 

[Sillyman]

When I accidently shove my arm wrist deep into a Coke machine and then pull it on top of myself, causing several organs to rupture.

When I unwittingly saw off my foot with my car keys.

When I shove one twinkie after another into my ear without thinking.

When I absent mindedly use Draino in place of mouthwash.

When I realize I just took a leak in the sink in a public men's room and everyone is staring at me.

 

[SempreAngela]

Interesting av, LK. I do wish I had my contacts in so I could see more clearly what your hand is covering or is that hands? It brings to mind an old magazine I saw once upon a time. I believe it was a nude pic of Bert Reynolds or perhaps someone else. I can only really recall my reaction at seeing the pic. I was thinking, "Hmm...if he can cover it with just a hand he surely has nothing to hide."

 

[SempreAngela]

When I realize I just took a leak in the sink in a public men's room and everyone is staring at me.

I know what you mean, Sillyman, it has happened to me too. *innocent look*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I know what you mean, Sillyman, it has happened to me too. *innocent look*

That would be your Burt Reynold's innocent smile?