I have a beautiful woman in my bed!

Cheyenne said:
Samuari said:
Care to name 'em, Magic Lady?

Ha! That would be the start of another "list thread" and would certainly get me in trouble. Wouldn't it? [/B]

And I never thought of you as someone whowas afraid of anything! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
 
its ok cb...no need to feal sad or anything


YEAH MAKE A LIST! list list list list!! *starts a chant going*
 
Samuari said:

And I never thought of you as someone who was afraid of anything! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!

Wrong. I'm always afraid of hurting people when I don't mean to.
 
OH MY GOD! MADDOG I love you too! I've been meaning to tell you ever since I read your description in the family album! *swoon* Now c'mere and gimme a kiss! LOL
 
Sleep Well! I love the gifs, thanks. Really talk to her in the morning, its most likly the best course.
 
Mustang Sally said:
OH MY GOD! MADDOG I love you too! I've been meaning to tell you ever since I read your description in the family album! *swoon* Now c'mere and gimme a kiss! LOL

Wow! This is like the best day of my life! <Kiss> I've never been this happy! Sally loves me!!

MADDOG
 
Well...knock me down with a feather?

MinkSoul said:
he is still in deer camp.)
Dam....i didn't know they camped...

You didn't know deer camped? Sure....they get together around a campfire, drink beer, and tell deer hunter eyes in the headlight stories! Do alot of pissin' and snortin' much like a group of men might do! LOL! Sorry....couldn't resist!! :D

*forget leaves laughing again!*
 
Yep, I want to know how it went too? Anything happen last night?:D
 
psh, mustang sally, go suck off a horse, your starten to piss me off, yeah i said i have, like when i was a teenager, like 5-10 YEARS AGO, hes still watchen em, i don't need ta so suck on that herpies girl!
 
Wow. I guess he put me in my place.

Oh well. Lalala, I don't care, cuz MADDOG loves me!!! LOL
 
LMAO!

And YEAH.

Herpes girl hahaha!!

Sally, I know an OB/GYN I could refer you to *wink wink nudge nudge*
 
But it's such fun to be bad!

Yep, I'd share him, but only with you and Cheri LOL
 
Woo-hoo I'm taking my ass down south and get some of that sexy doctor! lol Besides Ally's promised me to teach me how to lap dance!
 
Cheri said:
Woo-hoo I'm taking my ass down south and get some of that sexy doctor! lol Besides Ally's promised me to teach me how to lap dance!

I'll offer my lap, in the interest of education. psst, I have new case of cough drops.
 
Dirk13 said:
psh, mustang sally, go suck off a horse, your starten to piss me off, yeah i said i have, like when i was a teenager, like 5-10 YEARS AGO, hes still watchen em, i don't need ta so suck on that herpies girl!

So which is it dumbass? 5 or 10 years?

There are some rules of the board which you need to observe young Dirk. (And I have a feeling that the 13 in your name alludes to something... If not your real age, certainly your mental one.)

1. Abuse of regulars doesn't really go down well here. It makes you seem like a prick, which in your case seems to be true. But if you must abuse someone, try and come up with something orignal, and if at all possible, funny. I'm sorry, but "Go suck off a horse" and "Herpies girl" doesn't really cut it.

2. Being a Literotica Guru inside of a month does not mean that you have earned anyones respect or affection. More than likely, you have just pissed off and board a lot of people on the way. This is defintately the case with you.

3. All people who abuse beautiful ladies such as Mustang Sally are assholes.

Strike 3. Fuck off.

MADDOG
 
Just a wee bit curious...

DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANNA' KNOW HOW THIS TURNED OUT!!!

C'mon Big Kitty fess up;)
 
I am dissapointed, in lieu of an interesting sexual encounter, LL stays up posting gifs.

I want my money back.
 
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