I have a...

[Dillinger]

Big COCK!!!

What do you have?

 

[lobito]

envy

 

[Kitte]

I have a Freezie Pop!

Oh and I have nice tits

 

[bad kitty]

I have a nice ass... or so I have been told.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Right on, Dilly, my friend.

Big COCK rocks!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I have consideration

for my friends and the commitments I make.

 

[Guest]

I have short hair. I just had 7 inches cut off.

 

[Debbie]

Big COCK!!!

What do you have?

A loving heart
A great sense of humour.
And more than a handful.
BTW? I am posting in my sleep.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I have " stunning breasts " or so he says ....


He could be lying to have his way with me !

 

[Susano]

I have a deep and abiding mistrust of those homeless people downtown who offer to watch your car at night for $5.

 

[metal_minx]

i have a...

a great boyfriend who i wish was here right now...

 

[RawHumor]

I have a full bladder. They haven't put a bed pan or a catheter at my desk yet.

 

[Tantanah]

A beautiful smile.

A happy disposition.

A horny friend.

 

[sunstruck]

A saucy disposition.

And really good aim.

 

[tigerjen]

I have........

desire
drive
determination
strategy
clout
kindness
lust
love


tigerjen

 

[marksgirl]

I have what you need!

 

[JerseyBoy]

...an endless imagination

 

[JerseyBoy]

I have " stunning breasts " or so he says ....

damn...there it goes again...

 

[Guest]

 

[mischeviousmisti]

i have...

an incredibly sappy lovable side

 

[Kitte]

a lovely bunch of coconuts

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

 

[bootstomper]

I have a love thang for minx......i'll be down there soon

 

[metal_minx]

I have a love thang for minx......i'll be down there soon

and i have a warm bed waiting

 

[JerseyBoy]

is it my imagination but...

...bootstomper have an amazing resemblance to Mellon Collie?

 

[bootstomper]

cool! i hope you're keeping the left side warm for me too minx