I Have Never <V2>

[texas cop]

I have never (Ok, I'm thinking, so I'll be back)

Gotten lucky with her under the mistletoe

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

IHN had a threesome.

 

[SultryKitten75]

IHN sucked on an anteaters nose

 

[UpwardSpiral]

I have never been out of the United States.

 

[GoAztecs]

I have never seen snow in person

 

[AlysaNewport]

IHN ... Moonwalked

 

[merryohmd]

IHN had sex at a party

 

[GothAngelBabe]

I have never had so much chaos in my life.

 

[Kitty]

IHN ... Moonwalked

lol ...like the dance? Or walked on the moon?

 

[AlysaNewport]

lol ...like the dance? Or walked on the moon?

Both actually! I know how sad!

 

[merryohmd]

lol ...like the dance? Or walked on the moon?

I going to guess both!

IHN been to Montana

 

[Kitty]

Both actually! I know how sad!

Space travel scares me
I tried the moonwalk, I have literally only seen it done once pretty perfectly, in person, by a friend. Only once. Years ago. It's okay. Most of us cannot do it haha.

 

[merryohmd]

Space travel scares me
I tried the moonwalk, I have literally only seen it done once pretty perfectly, in person, by a friend. Only once. Years ago. It's okay. Most of us cannot do it haha.

Everyone thinks Michael Jackson came up with it, but I was watching an old black and white clip of some variety show and saw Dick VanDyke do it as part of the gag where he was supposed to be walking into a strong wind.

IHN found the right woman - been married almost my entire adult life but this is a true statement

 

[Kitty]

Everyone thinks Michael Jackson came up with it, but I was watching an old black and white clip of some variety show and saw Dick VanDyke do it as part of the gag where he was supposed to be walking into a strong wind.

IHN found the right woman - been married almost my entire adult life but this is a true statement

Stopped reading at "thinks."

 

[AlysaNewport]

Kitty to smother me in her cleavage ...

 

[Kitty]

Kitty to smother me in her cleavage ...

And I've never had Alysa's face pressed in my tits.

 

[cliteatingman]

And I've never had Alysa's face pressed in my tits.

I have never watched the two of them go at it!

 

[merryohmd]

I have never watched the two of them go at it!

IHN replace Cman in his position

 

[Kitty]

IHN replace Cman in his position

OH MY GOD!!? You've never eaten a...

*can't finish sentence*

 

[merryohmd]

OH MY GOD!!? You've never eaten a...

*can't finish sentence*

Not what I said my dear, I'm very good at it, I just haven't eaten hers.

IHN been so misunderstood

no that is a lie, my wife misunderstands me every day, even if I'm out of town and we don't speak.

 

[cliteatingman]

OH MY GOD!!? You've never eaten a...

*can't finish sentence*

I have never met someone that age who has never given head

 

[merryohmd]

I have never met someone that age who has never given head

IHN had my reputation so tarnished

 

[Kitty]

Not what I said my dear, I'm very good at it, I just haven't eaten hers.

IHN been so misunderstood

no that is a lie, my wife misunderstands me every day, even if I'm out of town and we don't speak.

Now I'm confused lol I just was shocked if someone has never enjoyed sucking all over a vagina.

 

[Kitty]

IHN had my reputation so tarnished

LOL be quiet

 

[Devlishone4fun]

IHN said a harsh word to anybody here.