I Have Never <V2>

[Iceprincess12]

Oh, IP!!! I truly adore you.

IHN anally probed myself

Hahaha! It's that time of night.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hahaha! It's that time of night.

Lol - well, there will be no excitement for me, sadly. I'm stuck in that crappy two-week window at my parents' house while I wait for my apartment to be ready. It cannot come soon enough. One parent is ready to marry me off and get me knocked up right away while the other feels I should just don all black and declare myself a spinster for life. Still legally married for three more days!

IHN murdered anyone....yet.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Lol - well, there will be no excitement for me, sadly. I'm stuck in that crappy two-week window at my parents' house while I wait for my apartment to be ready. It cannot come soon enough. One parent is ready to marry me off and get me knocked up right away while the other feels I should just don all black and declare myself a spinster for life. Still legally married for three more days!

IHN murdered anyone....yet.

Talk about opposites attracting! At least no one wants you to be a nun

Think of it as free food, laundry and cable for 2 weeks.

Never had a stigmata.

 

[HellBenttoo]

IHN been caught masturbating on my motorcycle...or anyones motorcycle.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Talk about opposites attracting! At least no one wants you to be a nun

Think of it as free food, laundry and cable for 2 weeks.

Never had a stigmata.

Only one more week left, thank heavens! Love my parents, but love my personal space too!

IHN been arrested AND handcuffed.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Only one more week left, thank heavens! Love my parents, but love my personal space too!

IHN been arrested AND handcuffed.

Hmmm, bet I can guess which one...

Boldy gone where no man has gone before

 

[papadoc19]

I have never been to Brazil

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have never been to Brazil

I have never done the cinnamon challenge

 

[sultan_sd]

I have never been to Brazil

Going next summer

I have never been to Europe

 

[DallasDonna]

I have never been on a tanning bed.

 

[emsway]

Had raw oysters.

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

... been to South America.

 

[sultan_sd]

I have never eaten snails

 

[DallasDonna]

IHN eaten Spam.

 

[sultan_sd]

IHN eaten Spam.

It's good fried

IHN swam with dolphins

 

[KJack]

Ihn

I have never been in a threesome

 

[BlueEyedGent]

I have never regretted my decision to sever ties

 

[DallasDonna]

I have never regretted starting a relationship.

 

[papadoc19]

IHN eaten chitterlings

 

[Kat73]

IHN been in the Rose Parade.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

IHN been in the Rose Parade.

IHN met a Litster in RL

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on a cruise ship & don't really want too.

L

 

[BlueEyedGent]

I have never stomped on grapes

 

[LWulf]

I have never seen so many nevers

Didn't any of your momma's ever warn you "Never say 'never', cause then it will happen"?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have never seen so many nevers

Didn't any of your momma's ever warn you "Never say 'never', cause then it will happen"?

I have never been camping.