I Have Never (version 3)

I have never lived anywhere that I need a gun for protection or to feel safe

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I have never seen the logic of jumping out of a perfectly functional aircraft... ever.
 
I have never understood why people protesting the police or government or politicians or whatever tear through their own towns and destroy and loot their neighborhoods. Really?
 
IHN gone waterskiing and jumped a shark like Fonzie.
 
I have never successfully farted and sneezed at the same time.
 
I have never been in a NASA mission to the moon.

I know, I know. I've heard the stories too, and I don't know HOW these rumors get started. I mean, to the international space station, yes, psh, but NEVER to the moon!!
 
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