I Have Never (version 3)

[Leigh81]

IHN done a wheelie on my motorcycle

 

[mynameisben]

IHN bowled higher than my weight.


Ben

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on the roof of our home

 

[AlexBailey]

I’ve never made myself come by tossing off.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN slept on our kitchen island

 

[Cat]

IHN fallen down a manhole

 

[Leigh81]

IHN attended a service at the Westboro Baptist Church

 

[Cat]

IHN drunk holy water

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

IHN seen the rain comin' down a sunny day

 

[Blues]

IHN smoked a cigar

 

[Taegul]

IHN gotten my He-man And The Masters Of The Universe boxers caught on the top of a stripper pole causing me to hang helplessly upside down.

 

[luckylegsat60]

IHN put my finger in a light socket.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN met a Litster in person

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN walked off the plank on a pirates ship.

 

[luckylegsat60]

IHN ridden a bull in a rodeo.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten in a fight with Fonzi at Arnold’s.

 

[Taegul]

IHN filmed a porn scene with the poster below me. I think...

 

[LoveLiving]

IHN slept on our kitchen island

That sounds like fun. We can try that.

 

[Taegul]

IHN danced with a mermaid underwater.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN liked nipple rings.

 

[EdEc]

IHN had one woman suck my cock while another is licking my balls

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had a bad blowjob. Some were better than others but none were bad.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN made a man cum just from licking his balls.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

IHN given a sub par blowjob.

 

[SassySheDevil]

IHN been tied up.