I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN kept a tiger as a pet. Cougars were always more fun.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to Europe.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been the subject of a TMZ article.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN heard my parents having sex (thank goodness)

 

[Taegul]

IHN ridden into battle on the back of a rhino. Some day...

 

[Nicefella]

IHN had a football team win a superbowl in my life (go Jets!!)

 

[Sageboundtight]

IHN enjoyed walking in another humans shoes

 

[Coyote100]

IHN been a soloist playing in Carnegie Hall

 

[Leigh81]

IHN walked on broken glass

 

[Biggalute]

IHN lost a three legged race

 

[Taegul]

IHN worked as a massage therapist for the Swedish Bikini Team.

Dammit.

 

[summer_reine]

IHN danced naked under the northern lights but it's definitely on my to do list. The only thing stopping me are mosquitoes in the summer and -30 in the winter. Minor details

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went dogging with Vanna White

 

[Sageboundtight]

IHN climbed a braid into a window

 

[fsa52]

IHN taken a totally nude road trip.

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN been to a nude beach.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been able to name a single Taylor Swift song

 

[Taegul]

IHN been ocean fishing and caught a Great White. They're obviously intimidated by me...

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN taught a class.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I have never forgotten to wash my balls in the shower.

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN done pilates

 

[Taegul]

IHN done naked push-ups with an erection. Ouch.

 

[Taegul]

I have reven spelled "never" backwards by accident in this thread.

 

[Mr_Soup]

I have never been drunk.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

I have never drunk red wine to asparagus