I have never...

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never been mooned or flashed by a woman I didn't know...................sad isn't it.

 

[cowslinger64]

Never bungee jumped, but want to.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never ate chicken and said "I'm sexy"

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never heard the term "Jack Wagon" until a few minutes ago in a Geico commercial.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never ran nude through a mall

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never been caught........................pleasing myself.......................Although my older neighbor lady almost did....lol....................never do that in the living room with the front door open.....lol

 

[cowslinger64]

I have never ran nude through a mall

Observe and Report reference? That was hilarious..




I have never watched any reality shows.

 

[smotherman]

I have never been with a tall woman

For some reason short women flock to me.

 

[DeliciousInRed]

I have never kicked anyone's A$$..... yet

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never been caught........................pleasing myself.......................Although my older neighbor lady almost did....lol....................never do that in the living room with the front door open.....lol

I have never been caught pleasing myself by a mail man but close

 

[sgbtgb]

I have never kicked anyone's A$$..... yet

Here ya go!!
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[highlandpiper]

Committed a major felony

 

[havenly2010]

I have never had anal sex...and way to scared to...

 

[border_humper]

I have never been offered a bribe.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never had my own harem.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never been shot in the ass

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never stabbed anyone............................on purpose.

 

[knuckingfutz]

i've never been to Europe. but I'm taking donations

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never gone to any of my high school reunions. I doubt I ever will, either.

 

[knuckingfutz]

I have never seen a broadway show in New York

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I have never picked a lock

 

[redheadedtxn]

I have never been able to sit thru an entire episode of Star Trek.

 

[slave_]

I never had a serious, intimate relationship with a woman.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never been the one who flew over the cuckoos nest.

 

[ElegantlyElle]

I have never had a one night stand.