I have never...

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I have never driven a car but I have caused several car accidents

 

[seekingmalefwb]

I have never fucked on a train.

 

[mindseduction]

IHN been to the opera

 

[gijoe_96]

Wha??? *hugs* 'cuz that makes me kinda sad.

IHN had Chicken Pox.

Aww thanks.

I have never seen the point in having fish as pets

 

[LadyRed328]

I have never hired an attorney.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

IHN been to the opera

IHN invited someone from Va but if you are here in NY- it'll be my treat

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN invited someone from Va but if you are here in NY- it'll be my treat

I have never been to NY for longer than three hours.

 

[kendra1980]

IHN been very starstruck

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I have never been to NY for longer than three hours.

IHN escorted someone to tour New York in only 3 hours

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN escorted someone to tour New York in only 3 hours

We went through New York on the way to Canada.

IHN been to New York City.

 

[PhoenixThorne]

IHN said something I didn't mean

 

[DehviantGirl]

IHN said something I didn't mean

Wow. Well that's good then. You should have fewer regrets in life. That's one less thing to worry about .

 

[PeteHulbert37]

IHN chopped wood in Minnesota.

 

[fathom7]

I have never
"laid pipe" in Minnesota.

 

[mindseduction]

I have never been to the west coast

 

[Kudram123]

I have never been to the west coast

We have that in common then

I have never been to the USA

 

[bra_man69]

We have that in common then

I have never been to the USA

I have never been in a ocean

 

[smotherman]

I have never had sex in a hot air balloon.

 

[o_so_wet]

I have never had sex in an alley

 

[DehviantGirl]

IHN chopped wood in Minnesota.

Gasp! Where do you chop wood?

I have never
"laid pipe" in Minnesota.

Do you lay pipe somewhere else? hmmmmm?

IHN drank the finest champagne. I know that because I'm sure it has to cost more than 40.00 .

IHN used the term "laying pipe" as a metaphor but as of this post I'm thinking I've shown a terribly lack of imagination in that regard.

 

[gijoe_96]

I have never played water polo

 

[honeybeex0]

I have never been to Canada.

 

[Aquagal]

I have never eaten grits

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I have never been to Europe

 

[o_so_wet]

I have never been to Europe

I have never met fungatorgurl in person (good morning sweety ! )