I have never...

[C5MiGuy]

IHN had sex on my birthday.

 

[BlueNightingale]

IHN had sex on my birthday.

this is so sad! When's your birthday? Who lives near him?

 

[smotherman]

I have never driven while impaired

 

[rot_teufel]

I have never had sex with my psychiatrist

I have never wanted to have sex with my psychiatrist!

 

[rot_teufel]

this is so sad! When's your birthday? Who lives near him?

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!

 

[INeedLove]

I have never had sex on the beach. (but would like to!)

 

[rbijon]

I have never had sex on the beach. (but would like to!)

I never had sex on a surf board....yet

 

[rot_teufel]

I have never had sex on the beach. (but would like to!)

Sex on the beach, is that a drink?

 

[INeedLove]

Sex on the beach, is that a drink?

why yes, yes it is.

so is cranberry juice with stoli (??)

 

[rot_teufel]

why yes, yes it is.

so is cranberry juice with stoli (??)

Stoli Blue?

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

IHN had Twinkies with chocolate filling !!!

 

[kendra1980]

I H N put too much store into women who need to be "seen." That type of needy behavior makes me roll my eyes and has since I was a kidlet.

 

[simpletimes]

I have never been to Chicago or Iowa, but I will be in 3 weeks.

 

[kendra1980]

I have never been to Chicago or Iowa, but I will be in 3 weeks.

I have never liked traveling through Iowa. Kind of a state you wish they could put you in coma in until you were safely through

 

[simpletimes]

I have never liked traveling through Iowa. Kind of a state you wish they could put you in coma in until you were safely through

I have never wanted to go to Iowa, gotta give my baby girl away.

 

[kendra1980]

I have never wanted to go to Iowa, gotta give my baby girl away.

I have never had a daughter to give away.

I know this is likely hard for you...big hugs.

 

[simpletimes]

I have never had a daughter to give away.

I know this is likely hard for you...big hugs.

I H N: met a man up till now that I felt worthy of my daughter.

(Thank you kendra, yes it is hard to do)

 

[smotherman]

I have never tasted sardines

 

[silo_x2]

I have never had sushi.

 

[silo_x2]

I have never tasted sardines

Sardines are really good on thin crust cheese pizza.

 

[Kat73]

I have never swam naked in the Pacific Ocean.

 

[smotherman]

Sardines are really good on thin crust cheese pizza.

I'll try that someday

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have never worn go-go boots

 

[papadoc19]

I have never worn Crocs (but I do have a couple of pair of Jazz shoes)

 

[Kat73]

I have never lied to my husband about my extracurricular activities.