I have never...

[smotherman]

I have never been arrested

 

[papadoc19]

I have never ridden a camel

 

[crazy4cock]

I have never eaten sushi

 

[Goldminingsux]

I have never flown a kite

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never been scuba diving

 

[Goldminingsux]

I have never been scuba diving

(It's not all it's cracked up to be!)

I have never been fired from a job.

 

[smotherman]

I have never been to Russia

 

[Goldminingsux]

I have never drunk Gin.

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never gone hunting

 

[Offler]

I have never gone hunting

Ah, but you are hunted here, cherie.

(I have never told you that, of course.)

 

[hotternow]

I have never been to an NFL game

 

[poppadog]

That's Funny, I have never either

 

[Earl]

I have never had sex with someone of a different race.

 

[LoveNLaughter]

I have never drunk Gin.

I have never drunk Bourbon. But it's okay, I've drunk everything else.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I have never punched and old lady

 

[LWulf]

I have never had sex with an Eskimo woman... aside from that...

 

[Que]

I have never had sex with a blond with the lights on. (couldn't check the rug vs drapes)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have never been in a fight

 

[desireinyellow]

I have never only licked the cream off...

 

[Caress40]

I have never been scuba diving.

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I have never had a massage

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never been to a hockey game

 

[smotherman]

I have never had a one night stand

 

[firefighter12]

I have never found a feline skeleton in a tree.....

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I have never broken a vibrator.