I have never...

[solitaryman]

......

 

[papadoc19]

I have never understood why chicken's wear leather pants to dance.

I have never seen a chicken wear leather pants

 

[Thandi]

I have never seen a chicken wear leather pants

IHN wanted to see one either, but am wondering if they're lederhosen?

 

[Kat73]

I have never seen a chicken wear leather pants

ICT I like looking at a cock in leather pants...

Oops wrong thread.

IHN seen a cock in leather pants that didn't look good enough to eat... Dancing or not!

 

[Ginmill72]

ICT I like looking at a cock in leather pants...

Oops wrong thread.

IHN seen a cock in leather pants that didn't look good enough to eat... Dancing or not!

I have never wore leather pants, and I don't see that changing anytime soon, I'm a jean and t-shirt guy

 

[papadoc19]

I have never worn a kilt

 

[TongueLust]

I have never been in pain this long.

 

[smotherman]

I have never played badminton

 

[papadoc19]

I have never tried curling

 

[luvthedesserts]

I have never liked the cold

 

[Suz_anne]

I have never been spanked enough.

 

[Midnight_Man]

I have never dated a porn actress

 

[papadoc19]

I have never date a lingerie model

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

I have never enjoyed being in large crowds.

 

[smotherman]

I have never been to Denmark

 

[Morna]

I have never liked sweet cornbread

 

[walkawayrenee]

I have never tasted grits.

 

[rbijon]

I have never tasted grits.

I have never kissed a girl on a submarine

 

[walkawayrenee]

I have never kissed a girl on a submarine

I have never kissed a boy on a sailboat.

 

[rbijon]

I have never kissed a boy on a sailboat.

I have never kissed a girl rounding third.

 

[walkawayrenee]

I have never kissed a girl rounding third.

I have never had a boy tag me out at home plate.

 

[rbijon]

I have never had a boy tag me out at home plate.

.....I have never been struck out by a girl.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

*signals for the fast ball*

I have never used baseball signals as a clever disguise for playing with myself

 

[Morna]

I have never been in a room with Adam Levine while he was naked, but I wouldn't turn my nose up at the chance.

 

[appleapps]

I have never had enough money to afford to take a vacation.