I have never...

[Vampladydi]

I have never bitten a bear, errrrrrr........a koala.

 

[MikeCasanova]

I have never hated any commercials as much as I hate the Just for Men commercials.

 

[MrEd63]

I have never been to Spain

 

[koalabear]

I have never bitten a bear, errrrrrr........a koala.

IHN bitten a vampire....yet.....

 

[Vampladydi]

I have never been to Spain

...........but I kinda like the music

 

[koalabear]

...........but I kinda like the music

the ladies are insane there.......

 

[Vampladydi]

the ladies are insane there.......

..........and they sure know how to use it

 

[koalabear]

..........and they sure know how to use it

*you had to google it*
The don't abuse it....... Never gonna lose it........ I can't refuse it

 

[Vampladydi]

*you had to google it*
The don't abuse it....... Never gonna lose it........ I can't refuse it

I am old enough to remember it..............

Well, I've never been to England

 

[garbage can]

I have never pissed in an alley

 

[MrEd63]

I have never been arrested

 

[mulehead61]

I have never wrestled an alligator.....

 

[Midnight_Man]

I have never been arrested for pissing in an alley while wreslting an alligator!

 

[mypa]

IHN had group sex or been watched

 

[Midnight_Man]

I have never been sure if it's feed a fever, starve a cold, or starve a fever, feed a cold.

 

[Curly_Emz]

I have never had an orgasm from a person other then myself

 

[mypa]

I have never been sure if it's feed a fever, starve a cold, or starve a fever, feed a cold.

nor me but..
Leave a cold alone and it will go away in a week

take pills and it will be cured in 7 days

 

[Pinktacokitty]

I have never tried to talk my way out of a traffic ticket.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never closed the car door on my cock.

 

[garbage can]

I have never masturbated in a department store.

 

[Georgia Girl]

I have never been to the roller derby.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have never been with someone I met on lit before....yet....

 

[Georgia Girl]

I have never been outside the US.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I have never had a sex toy- ever *sighhh*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have never had a sex toy- ever *sighhh*

<<------ volunteers to be her sex toy.....I'll even bring chocolate to sweeten the deal...