AppleBiter
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and an anniversary coming up. Any suggestions?
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impressive said:Um, sex?
But, considering that we have sex every day, sex is kind of a given.AppleBiter said:Always a good suggestion, Imp.But, considering that we have sex every day, sex is kind of a given.
AppleBiter said:and an anniversary coming up. Any suggestions?
AppleBiter said:we have sex every day.
CrimsonMaiden said:
We're both pervs, which works well for us. 
Thank you for inspiring some devious plans. 
AppleBiter said:Imp -- one thing -- I'm considering the stripping thing because that's something he really wants, but I don't know what to wear before the stripping. I mean, stripping is sexy, but let's face it, stripping off jeans and a t-shirt is somewhat less sexy than other outfits. Plus, we have a roommate, so it would have to be something I could take off in the small confines of our bedroom. Does lingerie work in this instance or do you think that would be too much work to take off?
AppleBiter said:Mlady and Imp -- I think some combination of the ideas you have given me might just work . . .Thank you for inspiring some devious plans.
Imp -- one thing -- I'm considering the stripping thing because that's something he really wants, but I don't know what to wear before the stripping. I mean, stripping is sexy, but let's face it, stripping off jeans and a t-shirt is somewhat less sexy than other outfits. Plus, we have a roommate, so it would have to be something I could take off in the small confines of our bedroom. Does lingerie work in this instance or do you think that would be too much work to take off?
Oooh, and Mlady -- any ideas of things I could cook on the stovetop? Baking is out b/c our oven is broken.![]()
The_Fool said:Ask the roommate to take a walk. Cough up some money for a movie....or just ask nicely.
You could serve an intimate dinner for two that had you taking off one article for every course....
logophile said:I love the way your mind works, Fool.
The_Fool said:Had another thought that was inspired by your AV. Go to dinner at a restaurant and during dessert, hand him your panties that you have managed to slide down and off under the table. Simple innocuous comment like:
"These are for you..."

trendyredhead said:Food ideas....
shrimp/cocktail sauce or bbq'd shrimp (I have a killer recipe that's yours if you want it - just PM me)
skewers of grilled steak/green peppers or pork cubes/pineapple
a loaf of high quality crusty bread and a shallow dish of olive oil for dipping (just rip off hunks)
anything appetizer-ish --- toasted ravioli (not sure if you even know what that is - it's kind of a St. Louis thing); an antipasta plate of meats, cheeses, olives, etc.; cherry tomatoes; slices of fruit like ripe peaches or nectarines; strawberries; grapes; crackers already topped with stuff (shrimp salad or cheez whiz or whatever).
trendyredhead said:Food ideas....
shrimp/cocktail sauce or bbq'd shrimp (I have a killer recipe that's yours if you want it - just PM me)
skewers of grilled steak/green peppers or pork cubes/pineapple
a loaf of high quality crusty bread and a shallow dish of olive oil for dipping (just rip off hunks)
anything appetizer-ish --- toasted ravioli (not sure if you even know what that is - it's kind of a St. Louis thing); an antipasta plate of meats, cheeses, olives, etc.; cherry tomatoes; slices of fruit like ripe peaches or nectarines; strawberries; grapes; crackers already topped with stuff (shrimp salad or cheez whiz or whatever).
Give him a pet rock. Just get any reasonable size rock and paint a face on it.AppleBiter said:and an anniversary coming up. Any suggestions?
and spent all day getting everything ready. (In that way, it was kind of handy that he was working a 12-hr) I decorated the table with a red, plastic table cloth (doesn't sound classy, but it has a sinister reason for existance
), I made placemats out of printouts of our wedding pictures, I put the champagne glasses we used the night we were married (they are beautiful -- imported from Romania -- and we were the first to ever use them) on the table with red crepe paper in them, I used the dozen white roses that he gave me (everyone say "Awww!"
(I wanted him to wait for dessert)
Even though we had no cash this year, this will be an anniversary that neither of us will soon forget.
Now how to make it a little bit more enticing?