I just came

perks

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and now I have to wash my sheets. The fucking downfalls of self-love.

someone pity me.

Gotta love "Love's Distresses" and I'm not just talking Goethe.
 
perky_baby said:
and now I have to wash my sheets. The fucking downfalls of self-love.

someone pity me.

Gotta love "Love's Distresses" and I'm not just talking Goethe.

Thanks for calling. If you won't send me pics, the least I could get is audio.
 
poor perky... if I was there, I'd offer to wash them for you...


is what Marxist says true?

If so, I'm jealous

;)
 
Did this take place before or after we started chatting?

Just curious.
 
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Marxist said:


Thanks for calling. If you won't send me pics, the least I could get is audio.

Don't do it Perks! He makes tapes and sells them on Ebay!!!
 
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Marxist said:
Thanks for calling. If you won't send me pics, the least I could get is audio.

Yeah! I need a new wav file for my Windows Startup.

:devil:
 
first of all, Carlton, you never asked.

secondly, Summery, of course after.

Vixie, be jealous, lol.

and Sunny, I was hoping.
 
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RawHumor said:


Yeah! I need a new wav file for my Windows Startup.

:devil:

lmao, can you imaginnnnnnnE? I'm very quiet. You barely know I'm there.
 
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sunstruck said:


Don't do it Perks! He makes tapes and sells them on Ebay!!!

Shut up and get back to work...and speak into the mic more clearly next time, the customers are having a hard time deciphering your "put your cock in my ass!" and "pewter, copper, glass!"

Yankees...
 
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Marxist said:


Shut up and get back to work...and speak into the mic more clearly next time, the customers are having a hard time deciphering your "put your cock in my ass!" and "pewter, copper, glass!"

Yankees...

Watch where you throw those "Yankees". I may be south of the Mason Dixon, but I say AYUH with the best of em.
 
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perky_baby said:
lmao, can you imaginnnnnnnE? I'm very quiet. You barely know I'm there.

LOL That's okay, it'll be more appropriate for the officeplace that way.
 
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perky_baby said:


Watch where you throw those "Yankees". I may be south of the Mason Dixon, but I say AYUH with the best of em.

I haven't heard the tape. I'll withhold judgement.
 
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RawHumor said:


LOL That's okay, it'll be more appropriate for the officeplace that way.
I stand in the freezer for a few minutes first and then just lie there. It helps with the dead effect.
 
Where the hell is the Mason Dixon Line anyway?

And Marx, you're not getting another moan out of me until you replace my batteries.
 
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perky_baby said:
I stand in the freezer for a few minutes first and then just lie there. It helps with the dead effect.

Are you Catholic or something?

:D
 
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RawHumor said:


Are you Catholic or something?

:D

lmao.

No, if I was catholic I'd have a sex change and become younger.
 
Oh god free daniel. I come home from a long day laying on a beach and I am confronted with having to imagine perks all wet and sticky with no one to help her clean up. Its enoughto make me want to come.
 
alltherage said:
Oh god free daniel. I come home from a long day laying on a beach and I am confronted with having to imagine perks all wet and sticky with no one to help her clean up. Its enoughto make me want to come.

anytime you like, loverduck!:D
 
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