i just caught!!!

[Guest]

the last of this on cnn , but it appears that some lady is sueing delta airlines for something like 15 million because they made her take her vibrator out of her purse before getting on the plane. has anybody else heard anything about this?

 

[alexandraaah]

No, but holycrap that's funny.

I've always preferred to check mine.

Edited: 15 million??? Is it solid gold, is there a life insurance policy on this thing?

What gives?

 

[Sillyman]

I like to bring along a selection of embarrasing objects for the security people. It's way more fun.

 

[Guest]

alex

they didnt give all the details, i dont know if it was gold or not , they didnt say what color or wheather it was a plug in model or battery one , nor a size either!! very vague details!!

 

[Lust Engine]

Years ago, before this heightened state of alertness, I had heard a story of how some people took a dildo & wrapped it up in aluminum foil & snuck it onto a guy's carry-on luggage. The foil wrapped shape set off the security guards at the X-ray counter and they made the poor guy stand there as they unwrapped it in front of him.

Poor guy.

 

[Sillyman]

I've read the story. It was actually a 15" long solid black dong that a stripper needed for her act. It got confiscated on the grounds that it could be used as a weapon, and she lost considerable time and money trying to recover it.




Okay, that was total bullshit. Excuse me.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Years ago, before this heightened state of alertness, I had heard a story of how some people took a dildo & wrapped it up in aluminum foil & snuck it onto a guy's carry-on luggage. The foil wrapped shape set off the security guards at the X-ray counter and they made the poor guy stand there as they unwrapped it in front of him.

Poor guy.

Wasn't there a Drew Carey episode like that?

 

[alexandraaah]

Years ago, before this heightened state of alertness, I had heard a story of how some people took a dildo & wrapped it up in aluminum foil & snuck it onto a guy's carry-on luggage. The foil wrapped shape set off the security guards at the X-ray counter and they made the poor guy stand there as they unwrapped it in front of him.

Poor guy.

If this isn't an urban legend, I'd like to know exactly what idiotic dumbfuck wraps anything, much less a dildo in ALUMINUM FOIL before boarding an airplane.

Whomever did that shouldn't be allowed to masturbate.

 

[desert spike]

No, but holycrap that's funny.

I've always preferred to check mine.

Edited: 15 million??? Is it solid gold, is there a life insurance policy on this thing?

What gives?

This is way tooooo Funny.

But the 15 million would be pegged to the supposed value of her emotional pain and suffering that occurred when all those people saw she masturbates with a vibrator. Didn't want nobody to know and got extremely distraught over the idea of everyone looking at her and thinking she likes to orgasm with her toys. Or so goes the legal arguements I presume.

Jeez, give me a break, who doesn't like to cum.

 

[alexandraaah]

This is way tooooo Funny.

But the 15 million would be pegged to the supposed value of her emotional pain and suffering that occurred when all those people saw she masturbates with a vibrator. Didn't want nobody to know and got extremely distraught over the idea of everyone looking at her and thinking she likes to orgasm with her toys. Or so goes the legal arguements I presume.

Jeez, give me a break, who doesn't like to cum.

I'd probably pay them for that kind of fantasy.

Oh yeah.

 

[Sillyman]

This is why you should just carry one of those fisting arms on board. No one will know what it is.

They make a lipstick shaped vibrator for this sort of problem you know.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[floridaguy64]

No, but holycrap that's funny.

I've always preferred to check mine.

Edited: 15 million??? Is it solid gold, is there a life insurance policy on this thing?

What gives?

Some people will do anythin for money....... and if she wasn't noticed enough in the airport.....she will be now!

 

[marksgirl]

I sure am glad I have a military ID, they just let me stroll on through, I would have been caught with alot more than my vibrator

 

[floridaguy64]

I sure am glad I have a military ID, they just let me stroll on through, I would have been caught with alot more than my vibrator

Funny you say that. We had a Marine Full Bird that was not allowed to board a flight in Atlanta this past spring because he was in uniform. Sorry security puke thought his uniform might scare the other passengers....

Airport security sucks more now than ever!

 

[RawHumor]

Funny you say that. We had a Marine Full Bird that was not allowed to board a flight in Atlanta this past spring because he was in uniform. Sorry security puke thought his uniform might scare the other passengers....

Airport security sucks more now than ever!

Wow. I'd say that's funny if it weren't so scary.

Good thing we nationalized them all.

Did anyone else know that Tom Daschle's wife was the PAC leader for the airline workers and Daschle was the one pushing that so hard?

Hmmmm....

 

[hatara]

LOL I have my toys in a carry on piece of luggage when I moved it to my new apartment. My mother went to take it out of my car and I told her to leave it there and not touch it. Thankfully she was smart enough to do it and not ask questions.

If I ever took it through the airport and they searched the luggage I would probably burst out laughing at the look on the guys face! Two 7 inch vibes with clit stimulators, the rotating head and beads in the shaft on one shorted out but the other works! Anal training kit, anal beads, chocolate body paint, something like 3 mini vibes that came free with the other orders, and dvd's and other various thing! *eyebrows wiggling*

I may turn red but I would bet money they would be redder than I would be!! Who knows I may even find a volunteer to help me with my luggage. You think?

 

[sabbathstorm]

http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-157855220020726-070719.html

Woman Sues Airline Over Adult Toy Incident
Agent Allegedly Asks Woman To Hold Up Vibrator
Posted: 7:58 a.m. EDT July 26, 2002

CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A lawsuit filed in Clearwater seeks unspecified damages of more than $15,000 from Delta Airlines for asking a woman returning from a Las Vegas vacation to hold up a vibrator that she had in her travel bag.
The suit accuses Delta of negligence, gender discrimination and the intentional infliction of emotional distress.

The plaintiff, Renee Koutsouradis, said that the agent took her to the bag on the tarmac and forced her to open it 'and remove the adult toy and hold it up for visible view.''

She claims three men employed by Delta "began laughing hysterically'' and offered "obnoxious and sexually harrasing comments.''

Michael Boyd, an airline planning and security consultant from Colorado, said embarrassing incidents have become more common with increased security by all airlines since Sept. 11.

He said his guideline would be to leave anything embarrassing at home, just in case.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

um was this encrusted with jewels and soild gold, did it use a car battery? did it fight crime?? thats alot of money give her a few round trip tickets, why would you want that in the news what does her family think hehe j/k

 

[floridaguy64]

I may turn red but I would bet money they would be redder than I would be!! Who knows I may even find a volunteer to help me with my luggage. You think?

Need help with your bags ma'am?

 

[hatara]

LOL

I know Clearwater airport and some of their staff have a very dim view of women. They are quite fortunate that I was not the lady in question. Having to hold it up is one thing having men make harrassing comments in front of children on a flight is another story. There has not been a flight I have ever seen out of Clearwater that didn't have children on it. I would have asked the laughing men how amusing it would be for someone to not only show their children a vibrator but turn it on and show them how it works.

I have to wonder if it would be so amusing for say their 7 year old daughter to be shown a vibrator and how to use it then have 3 so called grown men make lewd comments on it's use.

The airport in Clearwater is not like other airports it is very open. They do however have private rooms that they have pulled people aside to in the past to check their luggage. Since the woman told them in advance what was in her luggage I have to wonder if this wasn't deliberate on their part. If on the plane there is an area of the plane they could have used that not everyone would have to see and if in the airport there are the rooms they customarily use. She is right they had absolutely no reason to do this in the manner that they did.

 

[Guest]

i guess

i was a little off on the money amount huh!!!

 

[WaxNWane]

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -- "a dildo" -- never "your dildo."

 

[hatara]

oooooooooooh On the lighter side!!

A while ago in the old apartment I somehow lost one of my mini vibes. When I moved the college student that worked for my moving company quietly said something to his co-worker (fellow college student) and said excuse me do you want us to move the box that was under the bed. I said nah just the box spring and mattress goes.

When I went in and looked I found out why they didn't know what to do. My mini vibe had fallen off my bed and been pushed under it by one of the under the bed boxes that had clothes in it that I had already moved.

There sitting in front of what was my christmas tree box sat my mini vibe! LOL I threw it in the bottom of a closet so as not to embarrass them more and laughed about it.

When it came time to pay the bill the guys charged us about $125 less than my father had expected. While my parents sat there after they left and said what nice young men, so kind, so courteous I just smiled. Then I got on the phone when my parents were out and told all of my friends and laughed even harder!!