I just needed to vent

[Guest]

You made my day, dear Destinie, your eloquence makes this rant read like a stand-up routine. You made me smile, laugh, guffaw and even fall out of my chair. Bless you.

I have a list of people I'd like to roast, slowly, and will forward it to you.

Mat - I think that God provides us with people to test us - both in the area of patience and as material to hone our verbal skills. Keep practicing. And tell us about some of those whizzing insults that he fails to catch.

Vella - I hope the karma works out in the form of a Jag or something like that. I'm glad you're OK.

Hey - you know what one of the best benefits is that I get from this thread? I get past needing to vent myself. Thank you.

f~
thank you very much.. what a kind thought. id just be happy to have my car back and the lady who hit me just be as she was before the accident..
ya made me smile.. thanks.

 

[destinie21]

You made my day, dear Destinie, your eloquence makes this rant read like a stand-up routine. You made me smile, laugh, guffaw and even fall out of my chair. Bless you.

I have a list of people I'd like to roast, slowly, and will forward it to you.

Mat - I think that God provides us with people to test us - both in the area of patience and as material to hone our verbal skills. Keep practicing. And tell us about some of those whizzing insults that he fails to catch.

Vella - I hope the karma works out in the form of a Jag or something like that. I'm glad you're OK.

Hey - you know what one of the best benefits is that I get from this thread? I get past needing to vent myself. Thank you.

FF words cannot express how much your praise and support means to me it's nice to know there's people like you out there and in here

 

[RenzaJones]

My life is unraveling
and I feel like I'm going, going, gone
there's nothing left to give and so
there I go, there I go, there I go,

there

I

go

on with the show
and I'll keep on acting
stop the applause
and just start snapping
I'm cracking up
but I'm not laughing
I'm at the end of my rope
and I'm hanging ...on


there I go, there I go, there I go

there

I

go

again

 

[destinie21]

She's not the reason for thesun to rise
but she's the reason I sit here rhyming
I see god in the set of her brow and the curve of her lips
and when

I look into her eyes
somehow I realize
that I've only seen a fraction of a fraction of the great beyond
and as we go on
I see that where I'm weak she's strong
and she's still my love song
even when we're out of sync and off key
she's more beautiful than I could ever explain
and it would be a shame
to even try to contain
what she is with something as weak as words

I mean even if I could say it in like 20 languages
and even if I wrote her like ten thousand pages
I would never be able to tell it all
like the way she catches me before I even start to fall
or the way she makes home anywhere she is
so that when I'm in her presence I'm always right at home

 

[RenzaJones]

Baby I don't know where the thread is but your box is full and I have things to say to you.

 

[destinie21]

Fifty-six pick up sticks,
she almost said no.
The sheets were stained-
his scent remained
and the girl never felt so low.

Contaminated and desacrated,
on that warm autumn day
Her grip was tight-
she aimed just right
and blew herself away.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey girl. missed you.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

To all the little boys

I'm venting...or ranting.

Yesterday was a shocking day for me, as I discovered that D.L. wasn't an isolated incident and that I am flypaper for freaks and geeks.

I don't and never have minded people. I'm a people person...usually, and I will trust at the drop of a hat. Read: naivete. However, when eighteen year old boys fail to read into the subtlety of posters hanging on my wall that depict two women kissing, I know that at least, in the midst of my innocence, I have respect for others' sexuality.

Now, in high school, I didn't think it got any worse than having D.L. constantly sending me letters, pictures, trading cards, calling me every weekend, buying me scores of presents, taking me to movies, out to dinner, to Hollywood Park, to the mall, to Best Buy, to Wal-Mart, calling me his "little girl", his "good little girl", his "best friend", his "sweet girl", asking me if I'd been good, and frightening me with his talk of becoming a hermit for the rest of his life. Okay, honestly, it didn't really bother me at first. No, that isn't right either...lets see...here we are: I am too goddamn nice.

Whereas everyone else had abandoned D.L., I unfortunately, never actually told him to "stay the fuck away from me and my house" (thank you Allison, Jessica, and Kristen for your fine words), and so, as a result, I became his one desire and single focus in life. He was smothering me, and so I swiftly knocked D.L. to the ground, put my high heel clad foot at his throat and told him that if he so much as glanced at me within the confines of MPA, I would kick his sorry, monotone, creepy little ass.

My innocence, of course, prevented me from actually performing this little act, but I did give him some goddamn words when he tried to touch me in his car.

But because high school is in the past, and thankfully becoming a distant memory, I don't have to worry about D.L. or any of his quiet, lurking, clueless-to-the-fact-that-lesbian-means-lesbian, desperate, horny little virginal kind, right? RIGHT?

Oh that's what I thought too.

But here I am, having moved to Iowa, and as God is my witness, I find none other, or rather, he found me, than a boy who could easily be D.L.'s not-so-distant cousin. The signs were there, all over the damn place, but because I am (usually) a firm believer in being nice, I let this poor, skinny (read: "has yet to hit puberty"), glasses wearing, nervous, shifty, (no doubt) virgin enter my life.

Seventy-two hours later, my sympathy has transformed into raw fear, somewhere between the time that A) I found out that this boy wants to "get with me", B) I realized he invites himself into my room without knocking, C) he showed me his book of wizardry, D) he follows me around, and if he can't find me, oh he WILL seek me out, and E) he wants to read the erotica that I have penned.

He showed up at my door yesterday while I was on a very personal phone call and when he was told to come back in an hour, the peephole revealed that he waited like a dutiful puppy outside of my door for the better part of said hour. Needless to say, I almost climbed out my window.

To all the boys and men out there who don't care or respect sexual orientation: you need to wake yo' sorry ass up and recognize that we aren't gonna suddenly like dick because of you. Us lesbians WILL band together, and stalking and/or sexual harrassment will be met by an angry mob of pussy-lovin women armed with clubs, glocks, spike-heeled shoes, and steel-toed boots.

Expressly, to D.L. and this new boy: Leave me the hell alone. I don't like the suction cups that have suddenly sprouted on your nasty little fingers, and I never will. I thought that when I told you I was a lesbian, that you heard lesbian. If words don't set you straight, then maybe I need to don my high heels one more time and send you a little foot-to-throat reminder. And this time, I'm not being figurative.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Feel better now???

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Very. I'm done being irritated, I'm more like seething now.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Very. I'm done being irritated, I'm more like seething now.

Glad to hear it.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

One more little vent:

I have a psych midterm tomorrow. I'm prepared, I just don't want to take it. Oh but I refuse to stay here for four years. I swear I'll graduate in three or less.

Oh and I need to buy a plane ticket. Not that I'm actually pissed about that....quite excited in fact but I'm a poor college student. That said, I'd do anything it takes to get to her.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

One more little vent:

I have a psych midterm tomorrow. I'm prepared, I just don't want to take it. Oh but I refuse to stay here for four years. I swear I'll graduate in three or less.

Oh and I need to buy a plane ticket. Not that I'm actually pissed about that....quite excited in fact but I'm a poor college student. That said, I'd do anything it takes to get to her.

Take your test and get it over with.

I don't have any money to loan you, sorry. Can't she come to you?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Take your test and get it over with.

I don't have any money to loan you, sorry. Can't she come to you?

If only you knew

I'm sure she can, but the fact of the matter is, it's probably more difficult for her to come to me since she has more responsibilities. So I'll go to her, and then she'll cum FOR me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If only you knew

I'm sure she can, but the fact of the matter is, it's probably more difficult for her to come to me since she has more responsibilities. So I'll go to her, and then she'll cum FOR me.

Noted.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Noted.

By the way, I'm thisclose to having a love affair with your icon.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

By the way, I'm thisclose to having a love affair with your icon.

Aw, you can have my icon, it's my AV that everyone wants.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Aw, you can have my icon, it's my AV that everyone wants.

My my, that's a nice icon too. *blush*

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Aw, you can have my icon, it's my AV that everyone wants.

Don't mean to sound like a moron but....AV?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't mean to sound like a moron but....AV?

It's Okay moron, the AV is the picture in the square to your left, the icon is the little smilie....I think you got a little confused, s'all right tho.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

It's Okay moron, the AV is the picture in the square to your left, the icon is the little smilie....I think you got a little confused, s'all right tho.

Well then.....*embaressed into speechlessness*

While I've been prowling around Lit for the past year and a half, I've never once explored the message boards until yesterday.

Sorry

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well then.....*embaressed into speechlessness*

While I've been prowling around Lit for the past year and a half, I've never once explored the message boards until yesterday.

Sorry

Well then, welcome to the AH, you must visit the newbie thread, J-Le is your guide and all questions should be answered there.

I have a little place called Abstrusions where the lushes hangout.

Everyone here is very nice and will help you along with any questions you may have.

Just peruse the threads and have fun.

~Abs~

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Well then, welcome to the AH, you must visit the newbie thread, J-Le is your guide and all questions should be answered there.

I have a little place called Abstrusions where the lushes hangout.

Everyone here is very nice and will help you along with any questions you may have.

Just peruse the threads and have fun.

~Abs~

Something about newbie things bother me, so I doubt I'll visit. I know a couple of people pretty well, so if I get really stupid about something or realize that I'm doing something terribly wrong, I'll ask them

I'm hardheaded like that. *Wicked grin*

~Flutterby

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Something about newbie things bother me, so I doubt I'll visit. I know a couple of people pretty well, so if I get really stupid about something or realize that I'm doing something terribly wrong, I'll ask them

I'm hardheaded.

~Flutterby

Well we're here if you need us....stubborn.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Well we're here if you need us....stubborn.

Why thank you ma'am.