I just realized something...

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Everything vettebirther knows about the military he learned from the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

Not joking.

The D.I. Talks a lot about gay things and poop.

Vettebirther calls RobDownSouth "Fatbody" just like the D.I.

The D.I. says "Live like you got a pair." Sound familiar?

The D.I. says, "Non-hackers that do not pack the gear." Familiar?

Yes, I'm bored and watching the movie but damn, that can't just be right. Right?
 
Everything vettebirther knows about the military he learned from the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

Not joking.

The D.I. Talks a lot about gay things and poop.

Vettebirther calls RobDownSouth "Fatbody" just like the D.I.

The D.I. says "Live like you got a pair." Sound familiar?

The D.I. says, "Non-hackers that do not pack the gear." Familiar?

Yes, I'm bored and watching the movie but damn, that can't just be right. Right?

My guess is he is a 300lb loser who has been stuck in a wheelchair his whole life.

Who else would have so much time and energy to cry like a little girl all day and night?
 
I noticed that too. Perhaps that's why he hasn't had gainful employment in over a decade...he options his life stories to be made into movies. ;)

It absolutely astounds me how many of your stories have been made into movies...Heartbreak Ridge, Good Morning Vietnam, Full Metal Jacket and now Gran Torino.

There's a chicken-and-egg analogy to be made here, y'know.
 
Everything vettebirther knows about the military he learned from the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

Not joking.

The D.I. Talks a lot about gay things and poop.

Vettebirther calls RobDownSouth "Fatbody" just like the D.I.

The D.I. says "Live like you got a pair." Sound familiar?

The D.I. says, "Non-hackers that do not pack the gear." Familiar?

Yes, I'm bored and watching the movie but damn, that can't just be right. Right?

You may have identified his major malfunction.
 
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