I know a...
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RudeNastyAssBitch
Don't drink the water!
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She Sings All Day
And Fucks All Night
Damn But That Motherfucking Bitch
Is Outta Site!
And Fucks All Night
Damn But That Motherfucking Bitch
Is Outta Site!
calypso_21
Bound and willing
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I know a....
guy named Dilly....
who'd like to fuck ______ silly!
guy named Dilly....
who'd like to fuck ______ silly!
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badasschick
doing it to fuck with you
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How appropriate
I'm listening to Lil Kim right now...
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm,
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
I'm listening to Lil Kim right now...
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm,
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
badasschick
doing it to fuck with you
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riff said:Ya'll gonna make me pick up my guitar....
"and the sailor said Brandy
You're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
but my life, my love, and my lady
is the sea
Dit dit dit DIT doooo"
I know an old song or two.
You crack me up man!
willywanker
just one man's opinion
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What the one by Clarance Carter?
Shake it to the east, shake it to the west,
Shake it to the one that you like best.
But there is a line I can't remember (Damn CRS) that goes
"But if my _____ aint tight enough, you can stick it up my ...
Shake it to the .....
CRS = Can't Remember Shit
Shake it to the east, shake it to the west,
Shake it to the one that you like best.
But there is a line I can't remember (Damn CRS) that goes
"But if my _____ aint tight enough, you can stick it up my ...
Shake it to the .....
CRS = Can't Remember Shit
nakedangelina
Really Really Experienced
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Ennie, meenie, miny, moe
I'm so lucky to have two hoes
they both swallow and I must say
I love to fuck them both every day.
I'm so lucky to have two hoes
they both swallow and I must say
I love to fuck them both every day.
teddybear4play
better when i'm drunk
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"Strokin'"
Clarence Carter
When I start making love
I don't just make love
I be strokin'
That's what I be doing
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something:
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late late show?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time making love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me and I said
I'm strokin'
That's what I'm doing
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something:
How long has it been since you made love?
Huh?
Did you make love yesterday?
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you're planning on making love tonight?
Well just remember
When you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sass-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sass-ified
Cause when she gets sass-ified she starts callin' my name
She says . . .
"Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooh shit! Clarence Carter"
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her
You know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me
She said . . .
"Stroke it Clarence Carter
But don't stroke so fast
An' if my stuff ain't tight enough
You can stick it up my —" Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my . . . woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
TB4p
Clarence Carter
When I start making love
I don't just make love
I be strokin'
That's what I be doing
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something:
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late late show?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time making love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me and I said
I'm strokin'
That's what I'm doing
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something:
How long has it been since you made love?
Huh?
Did you make love yesterday?
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you're planning on making love tonight?
Well just remember
When you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sass-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sass-ified
Cause when she gets sass-ified she starts callin' my name
She says . . .
"Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooh shit! Clarence Carter"
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her
You know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me
She said . . .
"Stroke it Clarence Carter
But don't stroke so fast
An' if my stuff ain't tight enough
You can stick it up my —" Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my . . . woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
TB4p
calypso_21
Bound and willing
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- Posts
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I know a
man with wicked long fingers
and love it when his tongue linguers
touching and licking in the right spot
this is the man that can make me hot
man with wicked long fingers
and love it when his tongue linguers
touching and licking in the right spot
this is the man that can make me hot
