I know there are some Kiwi's here....

T.H. Oughts said:
Save water... jack off like the average man. :p

EXCUSE ME...??? :confused:
I've NEVER been called AVERAGE before. I've been called many things, sometimes good, sometimes bad, but NEVER average. LOL

And where would all my databases be, if I spent all day jacking off? Sneaking the odd nookie at lunchtime is one thing... :D , but jacking off.....??? With having a full time, real time G/F, I've kinda forgot how that goes. I spose its like riding a bike, you never really forget, but its much more fun with someone else :D doing "the pedalling" for ya.... ;)
 
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Draco said:
EXCUSE ME...??? :confused:
I've NEVER been called AVERAGE before. I've been called many things, sometimes good, sometimes bad, but NEVER average. LOL

And where would all my databases be, if I spent all day jacking off? Sneaking the odd nookie at lunchtime is one thing... :D , but jacking off.....??? With having a full time, real time G/F, I've kinda forgot how that goes. I spose its like riding a bike, you never really forget, but its much more fun with someone else :D doing it for ya....

lol, true averge is not your discription. :)

ok then, save it up and she can do it for you later. ;)
 
T.H. Oughts said:
lol, true averge is not your discription. :)

ok then, save it up and she can do it for you later. ;)


AWWW shucks....quit that. :eek: :eek: :eek:


And, that sounds like a DAMN Fine idea.....just gotta 'hang in there' for another two hours, and she'll be home.....the best part of the day....
 
Draco!!?? Have you done any work this afternoon? Or did you spend it flirting with T H and jacking off?


Kjtatts: Thanks for the PM (My first one since joining LIT *Giggle*, now I just need to figure out (or ask Draco) how to get them into a post. I'm blond LOL.









KayJay:rose:
 
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I agree with T H, he's NOT AVERAGE, not in a million years. But, then again, I'm highly biased and easily influenced.














KayJay:rose:
 
*Hanging head*

I'm in trouble again.......aint I? :confused:
I suggest a good spanking as punishment.... :D
 
Draco said:
I suggest a good spanking as punishment.... :D
Thats not a punishment for you, that's PLEASURE. DV8. Nice try Mr D, have another go, I'm not falling for that.













KayJay:rose:
 
See Babe...told you YOU could do it. Well done.


And...you KNOW me just a little too well, dont you?

OK... how about some really rough sex, with you on top...as punishment? OH-NO, we cant, thats your FETISH....isn't it?



GOTCHA. Muhahahahahahaha ;)
 
Draco said:
OK... how about some really rough sex, with you on top...as punishment? OH-NO, we cant, thats your FETISH....isn't it?

**DISCLAIMER**
That is only when I get drunk. The rest of the time, I'm a good Irish girl. You DO believe me, dont you girls? If Draco tells you any different, he's a bloody LIAR!! I'm an angel, see--->http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/asthanos.gif

;)







KayJay:rose:
 
I'll fix you, you cheeky old bugger. Kiwigirls, check this out. its "you-know-who" at 3yrs old.
















KayJay:rose:
 
KayJayMac said:
I'll fix you, you cheeky old bugger. Kiwigirls, check this out. its "you-know-who" at 3yrs old. KayJay:rose:

You're DEAD. MISSY. DEAD. I will SO get you for this.



UGH...I DETEST that photo.
 
Draco said:
You're DEAD. MISSY. DEAD. I will SO get you for this.



UGH...I DETEST that photo.


Aww, but you're SO cute in it. Makes me want to brush your hair, and tweak that bowtie. HAHA. And you can't get me back, because theres only 3 photo's I have here, and all MY babyphoto's are safe at Mums.







KayJay:rose:
 
See, you should never had taught me how to search across a network, and allowed me permission onto your Documents folder. See what I have learned, I can do this.












KayJay:rose:
 
YOU LITTLE WENCH

Payback is gonna bite your ASS so hard. Thats IT. The gloves are coming off. :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
**DISCLAIMER**
Those photos ARE NOT ME. They are my....ummm...UGLY Twin brother.



*I'm now going into hiding, never to show my face around these parts again.*




:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
KayJayMac said:
See, you should never had taught me how to search across a network, and allowed me permission onto your Documents folder. See what I have learned, I can do this.




KayJay:rose:



what a cute smile!
 
tendril said:
Waving at you guys from the king Country:D

Hi tendril, *waves back* another King Country girl here :)

Hi KayJay & Draco, sounds like you're having a fun night ;)
Just me on my lonesome, again.....but have a tentative date to chat with someone special online tonight, will see how it goes (different time zones suck :rolleyes: )
 
OH Draco, relax, the girls love you. HAHAHAHAHAHA







I'm probably going to pay for my actions a little later in the evening, but I dont care. It's so good to 'put one over' the old guy.








KayJay:rose:
 
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