I know we've gone over this before...

[logophile]

But would someone remind me approximately how many words are on a lit page?

My second Valentines entry is likely going to be over one lit page, but I'm just trying to figure it out.

By the way, this second story is killing me to write. Usually when I'm finally ready to write, it flows so well. This piece is like pulling a tooth for every new sentence! AARGH!

Phew, that feels better!

 

[carsonshepherd]

This piece is like pulling a tooth for every new sentence! AARGH!

Welcome to my world for the last month.

 

[minsue]

I think the consensus has usually been about 3000, but my memory is shot so I wouldn't put much faith in that.

 

[logophile]

I think the consensus has usually been about 3000, but my memory is shot so I wouldn't put much faith in that.

Thanks Min!

Edited to say:
That means I better hurry up and get to the sex since I'm 2500 words and everyone knows that you have to have sex on the first page! Eek!

 

[minsue]

Is that like you have to have sex on the third date?

 

[logophile]

Is that like you have to have sex on the third date?

Pretty sure, yeah.


Wait, did you say third date? Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong...

 

[minsue]

Pretty sure, yeah.


Wait, did you say third date? Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong...

Hell, I wouldn't know. I don't date.

 

[logophile]

Hell, I wouldn't know. I don't date.

Now that's just about the saddest story I've heard all night. Miss Min should be spoiled and treated like royalty! You're so lovely, aren't all the ganders beating down your door? The geese, as well I'd imagine!

 

[minsue]

Now that's just about the saddest story I've heard all night. Miss Min should be spoiled and treated like royalty! You're so lovely, aren't all the ganders beating down your door? The geese, as well I'd imagine!

Is that what that cacophony out front is? I thought the neighbors were just having a party.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is that what that cacophony out front is? I thought the neighbors were just having a party.

 

[logophile]

Ah, I love a cacophony on a moonlit night!

 

[NoJo]

Is that like you have to have sex on the third date?

You mean there's a THIRD date?? Wow, a whole world I never knew about.

Oh,on the original topic: here's another thread, where Weird Harold revealed the depths of his obsession with Literotica's technical minutae:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=307199

 

[logophile]

Thanks Joe!

 

[R. Richard]

Is that like you have to have sex on the third date?

No! No! No! If the guy spends over $100 on you, you have to have sex by the SECOND date! Everybody knows that.

 

[logophile]

No! No! No! If the guy spends over $100 on you, you have to have sex by the SECOND date! Everybody knows that.

Will somebody please write all of these rules and put a copy somewhere I can find them easily. I can't really be expected to keep track of all of this, can I?

 

[minsue]

No! No! No! If the guy spends over $100 on you, you have to have sex by the SECOND date! Everybody knows that.

People are supposed to spend money on you?!?

Good god! I've been going about this all wrong!

 

[logophile]

People are supposed to spend money on you?!?

Good god! I've been going about this all wrong!

See, Min needs a copy of the rules too!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hey, I don't even know how to get a rulebook . . .

 

[logophile]

Hey, I don't even know how to get a rulebook . . .

None of us do. I think the problem lies therein...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

None of us do. I think the problem lies therein...

Has anyone checked Amazon.com?

 

[minsue]

Has anyone checked Amazon.com?

Or Google? It's never let me down.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Or Google? It's never let me down.

If you google it, you'll probably be buried in porn sites as far as the eye can see and . . . Wait, is that a bad thing?

 

[logophile]

If you google it, you'll probably be buried in porn sites as far as the eye can see and . . . Wait, is that a bad thing?

No, not as near as I can tell. Maybe I'll google it right now!