I like to fuck

[Luna_Wolf72]

I am not as excited about fucking (passive) as I am about fucking (active.) I've always found it overrated as a form of pleasure, as a form of intimacy it can be nice, overall I'm neutral at best.

My ex petling says I am almost asexual these days...

 

[FurryFury]

A the joys of auto fucking...sprung to my mind...cars, not jacking off.
Face first on the back seat, your feet dangling outside. He leans thru the open door and pulls your hips up to his, or grips the seats to ram into you harder.No room to spread wide, you can feel every inch of him slipping between your thighs.
On top with the front seat laid all the way back, so anyone glancing thru your windscreen gets a fine view. Facing front or back.
Bent over the bonnet, the metal warm under your skin; the engine is still running,( please!) or at least ticking as it cools in the cold night air.
Classic teenage; back doors closed, feet on the roof, your head banging against the doorhandle.
Funny, how my attitude has changed...what was a sometimes tiresome necessity became a massive turn on.

Yeah that is fun! Car sex but you know I like it when the car is actually moving...and I love surprising people.

They are driving, you are sitting looking all happy and innocent one minute. Next thing they know, you are nude and looking at them "that" way. *snickers* Let's test their concentration and driving skills now shall we? There are soooo many things to do. I sure hope it's a long drive. *smiles sweetly*

Fury

 

[DVS]

I haven't had sex in nearly 21 years.

beat that.

--Jay

Have you known what sex is, for all of those 21 years?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Have you known what sex is, for all of those 21 years?

lol i was gonna say i didnt think it counted if it had never been experienced.

 

[jasonlf]

Have you known what sex is, for all of those 21 years?

*five year old voice* it's when a mommy and a daddy do.... private stuff

 

[O'Mac]

*five year old voice* it's when a mommy and a daddy do.... private stuff

Or at least you hope they keep it private!

 

[Kajira Callista]

*five year old voice* it's when a mommy and a daddy do.... private stuff

eww that just made me shudder for some reason

 

[Likes_Them_Kinky]

Don't we all like to?

 

[canadiancutie]

*five year old voice* it's when a mommy and a daddy do.... private stuff

I think after seeing how you turned out, your parents are probably off sex forever

 

[astralkiss]

I think after seeing how you turned out, your parents are probably off sex forever

*dies laughing in a corner*

 

[Aeroil]

I think after seeing how you turned out, your parents are probably off sex forever

haha! score one for the Boss.
Actually give her two, that was worth it.

 

[snowy ciara]

I am not as excited about fucking (passive) as I am about fucking (active.) I've always found it overrated as a form of pleasure, as a form of intimacy it can be nice, overall I'm neutral at best.

In my almost complete bdsm-ey inexperience, it seems to me that laying a person open with physical pain, or stretching them on and emotional rack, learning how to take them apart and putting them back together again is more intimate-making than plain old fucking.

Which can be tons of fun too.

 

[jasonlf]

I think after seeing how you turned out, your parents are probably off sex forever

It's not a cool thing to talk about my parents and kids like that. I have two twin sisters who were stillborn when I was 11. Saying stuff like that isn't cool at all.

(p.s. I also have a perfectly healthy 8 year old little bro)