I need a really good...

[lionguy1975]

stiff drink

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

INARG day, to make up for yesterday.... and I'm gonna have one too, so there.

 

[janeyl]

INARG day, to make up for yesterday.... and I'm gonna have one too, so there.

INARG cattle prod to get me motivated...

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

INARG cattle prod to get me motivated...

Hey Janey Good to see you

*gets the cattle prod for Janey* ..... or maybe not
Have a hug instead ((((((Janey))))))

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

INARG snuggle with my sexy darlin.

 

[Size13]

INARG long weekend of nothing but sex...

Imagine that.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

INARG laugh.

 

[kiba]

Intense massage

 

[arnoldlane84]

INARG laugh.

What's the difference between a giraffe and a fork-lift truck?



One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

What's the difference between a giraffe and a fork-lift truck?



One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks

LOL I haven't heard that one for years, I'm glad there's someone else as silly as me here.

Why did the three little pigs leave home?



Because their mother was a swine.

 

[arnoldlane84]

LOL I haven't heard that one for years, I'm glad there's someone else as silly as me here.

Why did the three little pigs leave home?



Because their mother was a swine.

Love it


Doctor, doctor - I think I'm a bridge!

What's come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach

 

[whalee]

Funny!! Keep it up!

That's what the girl at the picnic said.

 

[arnoldlane84]

As an aeroplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

 

[Kudram123]

INARG, nights sleep. And I think I will start straight away.

 

[Victoria_Secret]

I need a really good, kind, generous, appreciative lover

 

[fieldmeister68]

I need a really good, kind, generous, appreciative lover

Ditto, Ditto, Ditto....

 

[Bitch_Goddess]

Spa sesh. Mani, pedi, body polish, massage, facial.

 

[Chaingun]

I need for tomorrow to not be cloudy and rainy at Daytona Beach. I hope that f-ing hurricane's remnants don't screw up the weather over there.

 

[SmileyGirl]

glass of pure apple juice that's in the fridge anyone want to get it for me hahaha!

 

[1tinypixie]

INARG back massage

 

[flpartygirl]

i need a really good massage on my entire back...

 

[Tulip1c]

INARG kiss from my man.

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

INARG long vacation

 

[tolyk]

I need a mind-blowingly good blow job.

 

[DeliciousInRed]

I need a really good midnight swim in a very cool lake right now