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Boat. That's what this fish needs. I need a really good boat.

Then I can ride the waves, I'm fucked if I want to keep up this swimming against the tides crap.
 
Boat. That's what this fish needs. I need a really good boat.

Then I can ride the waves, I'm fucked if I want to keep up this swimming against the tides crap.

I truly admire your faith, for as a fish the only boats you see are the ones that didn't make it :rose:
 
I truly admire your faith, for as a fish the only boats you see are the ones that didn't make it :rose:

:rose:

Must remember that I do get to look up and see the contents of glass bottomed boats, too.

It can be both :devil: and then ewwww in the same glance :D
 
Boat. That's what this fish needs. I need a really good boat.

Then I can ride the waves, I'm fucked if I want to keep up this swimming against the tides crap.

LOL :D

Would you prefer a sailboat, motorboat or one with batteries ;) ?
 
I need a really good

snuggling...in bed. With your head on my shoulder and my arms wrapped around you.
 
I need a really good...

...blow job. Yeah, yeah: cliche. But it's true. My last two lovers just didn't know what to do with their lips and tongue, and neither of them swallowed either, which everyone knows intensifies the satisfaction through its sheer naughty factor.

I can remember the first woman who blew me to an orgasm. It was incredible. I was naive and didn't even know a woman could do that with her mouth. (This was long before internet porn. Yeah, I'm older than most of you probably.) She wasn't a swallower, but she did play her finger in my discharge and put some in her mouth. It was very nasty and very erotic.

And I can remember the first woman who ever swallowed, too. By that time I knew that it was something many women didn't like to do, which I think made it that much more erotic for me when she did it. I warned her as I was nearing orgasm, just in case she didn't want me to cum in her mouth. But she stayed right down on me, swallowing every drop. Ooooh, I'm getting hard just remembering it. :D

I recently had a little tryst with a young woman who wanted something from me. She wasn't a swallower, but to get from me what she wanted, she became one. That was very erotic, because of the power I had over her. I'm not the type who forces himself onto women or who would ever take advantage of a women via extortion. But she came to me wanting something for which she wasn't eligible; and she made the sexual offer of intercourse to me, having known that I'd always had a thing for her. I took the blow job instead. In the end, everyone was happy. Well, sort of. She obviously didn't like the taste of getting what she wanted. Be careful what you wish for... :D
 
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