I need a really good...

[Little_Sister]

I need a really good, stiff drink. I know it is only 11am but my kids are driving me insane.

 

[wyshes]

Fuck..

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Two handed whammy...

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Golfer......I could make do with a Bowler..But I really need a Golfer

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

I need a really good, stiff drink. I know it is only 11am but my kids are driving me insane.

I know what you mean! I hope you can lay them down for a nap later, pour yourself that drink and find your favorite toy in that secret box under your bed!

 

[mamasota]

I need a really good and extra extra extra large coffee maker.

 

[Little_Sister]

I know what you mean! I hope you can lay them down for a nap later, pour yourself that drink and find your favorite toy in that secret box under your bed!

How did you know about my secret box??

Haven't had that drink yet, but soon. Heading to pick up a redbox for the monsters, then back home to my bedroom for some private playtime before hubby gets home.

right now...
I really need to go to Redbox.

 

[ViciousTease]

pair of jeans. My last favorite pair will have to be retired soon. Poor bastards, hugged me on good days and bad, supported me during a vicious fight with gravity, covered my ass when I needed back up, and kept me warm on many long winter nights. I'm gonna miss 'em.

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

How did you know about my secret box??

Haven't had that drink yet, but soon. Heading to pick up a redbox for the monsters, then back home to my bedroom for some private playtime before hubby gets home.

right now...
I really need to go to Redbox.

I need to get out of the house too. I just posted my 101st comment here on Lit and figured I better explain it a bit in my profile. That got me REALLY, REALLY worked up and my wife isn't going to be home for another five hours to help me out!

I'd like to meet her at the door, throw her over my shoulder and carry her into our bedroom to have my way with her (she's in sales and dresses nice for work). But we have a party to go to tonight right after she gets home :-(

Fortunately, she already promised to wear a short skirt for me tonight so that we can have some fun in the bathroom at the party. So I have that to look forward to But I may not make it.

If you pull a toy out of that box, let me know

In the meantime, I think I'll take a walk in the park before the kids get home. I hope there aren't too many distractions in tight yoga pants or short shorts running around out there! It's another nice warm day here in southern Cali and I'm going to be a guy with a tent in my pants hiding behind sunglasses if there are

 

[greyjim]

pedicure

 

[papadoc19]

weekend

 

[coffeelady]

coffee

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

How did you know about my secret box??

Haven't had that drink yet, but soon. Heading to pick up a redbox for the monsters, then back home to my bedroom for some private playtime before hubby gets home.

right now...
I really need to go to Redbox.

I need a new hiding place for my secret box, under my bed
And I need a realy good Golfer, Bowler, Man in a tub to find it for me

 

[papadoc19]

massage

 

[mike_always_horny]

Handjob

 

[papadoc19]

cuddle

 

[texas_hockey]

coffee

Nap

By the way, are those coffee joulies in your avatar? I want some of those so bad!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I need a really good LUNCH! I'm starving...

 

[smotherman]

Vacation cruise

 

[1sickbastard]

Rationalization

 

[TwoShades]

Lager.

 

[wyshes]

neck massage

 

[elli1]

man!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

INARG PM response from someone reading something I wrote.....closest thing to sex I have going right now...

 

[engineer_in_pa]

I need a really good woman to rest her head on my shoulder while I brush her tears away...