I need help finding my socks.

[AllyRose]

Damn trolls.

 

[Wildling]

Sock trolls?

 

[Aquagal]

Damn trolls.

Pay the toll!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Have you looked behind the sofa?

 

[Aquagal]

Maybe someone sneaked it for a cock sock.

 

[AllyRose]

Maybe someone sneaked it for a cock sock.

I'm already pissed at him for waking me up early this morning. If he's been using my socks for his cock... death!

 

[PayDay]

All left socks are lost and floating in the dimension of lint. This happens from the rotational forces of a dryer.

...sucks to be you

 

[dg]

There's nothing quite like finding the Crunchy Sock. Every man has one.

 

[1HF]

I'm holding all your socks ransom.

 

[AllyRose]

I'm holding all your socks ransom.

I will tickle you to get them back!

 

[RedAllan]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPSP37sZNEEMtvtbSzOozxRMyKd_OnXgwJwaRW4ODe0OFole3WeQ

Is this them?

 

[1HF]

I will tickle you to get them back!

What if I'm not ticklish??

 

[doctor_insanus]

Pay the toll!

Confound your lousy toll, troll!

 

[AllyRose]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPSP37sZNEEMtvtbSzOozxRMyKd_OnXgwJwaRW4ODe0OFole3WeQ

Is this them?

No. I think he was white with grey stripes.

What if I'm not ticklish??

You haven't met my magic wand.

 

[AllyRose]

The trolls are really stepping up their game this week. Three socks gone missing.

 

[whtwlf1790]

I loose about 10 a day. We have a lot of socks

 

[Amy_K]

All washers and dryers come with secret compartments that steal socks. Fruit of the Loom and Hanes lobbied hard for them.

 

[snugglestruggle]

What if I'm not ticklish??

*drops a paddle as he walks past *

 

[DesEsseintes]

This is a profound problem, Ally. Douglas Adams believed they migrated to Sock World. Others think there may be darker forces at work.

(General rule of the internet - however utterly trivial something is, someone out there has devoted their entire life to it.)

 

[warrior queen]

I have this great gizmo I found that stops sock-loss.
It's called a laundry bag, and if used correctly it means socks stay in pairs and never go missing again!

 

[AllyRose]

I have this great gizmo I found that stops sock-loss.
It's called a laundry bag, and if used correctly it means socks stay in pairs and never go missing again!

Having a pair of socks stay that way is as likely as a pair of headphones not becoming tangled on their own.

 

[AllyRose]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2013-07-10-2ba4c63.jpg

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe someone sneaked it for a cock sock.

 

[DiskoTroop]

I suspect they have gone to seek their fame and fortune. Some flourish in the lights of the big city while others can be found tattered and shredded along the highways and byways of life....

 

[JohnnySavage]

Found em!!! Sneeky bastards were under my bed.