I think I can

There was a time when a certain woman enjoyed dripping some honey all over her parts, she will likely do so again. That honey dripping happened in KY, she took her show on the road it seems.

But hey, why wasn't I invited to the campfire? I love love love campfires!

You were invited to the campfire, but I guess the invitation was sent to Kentucky. Where it became stuck in a pool of honey and was left untouched by the current tenants of your honeycomb. If they were polite and had forwarded it and you had come we would have had the camp fire in your honor, bought a big banner and streamers and all sorts of stuff to make it an official Honey-bration. Except not streamers because they would catch fire really easily.

At such late notice we can probably get some space-heater action going, though.
 
You were invited to the campfire, but I guess the invitation was sent to Kentucky. Where it became stuck in a pool of honey and was left untouched by the current tenants of your honeycomb. If they were polite and had forwarded it and you had come we would have had the camp fire in your honor, bought a big banner and streamers and all sorts of stuff to make it an official Honey-bration. Except not streamers because they would catch fire really easily.
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A Honey-bration! What an idea you clever man. I am quite relieved that you have the safety angle under control. It would be disasterous to set a forest ablaze when there are perfectly acceptable alternative to streamers. (Streams would be so festive though, darn.)

Might have to find some new syrup to use for a prop, has honey been overdone?
 
A Honey-bration! What an idea you clever man. I am quite relieved that you have the safety angle under control. It would be disasterous to set a forest ablaze when there are perfectly acceptable alternative to streamers. (Streams would be so festive though, darn.)

Might have to find some new syrup to use for a prop, has honey been overdone?

Boysenberry? Maple? I think IHOP has the bases covered.
Also, non-flamable, eco-friendly alternatives to streamers: ummmm sheets of aluminum foil?
 
Boysenberry? Maple? I think IHOP has the bases covered.
Also, non-flamable, eco-friendly alternatives to streamers: ummmm sheets of aluminum foil?

Hmmm, eco-friendly. Guess that rules out some nice asbestos streamers then.
 
American Apparel knee socks?
Now we are talking my friend! Oooh, sockdreams, that's where I buy the most fabulous sitting around the house in socks and panties socks. Of course generally only my cat sees me and he doesn't much care how cute as hell I am in socks and panties.
 
Now we are talking my friend! Oooh, sockdreams, that's where I buy the most fabulous sitting around the house in socks and panties socks. Of course generally only my cat sees me and he doesn't much care how cute as hell I am in socks and panties.

(trying to hack into your cat's camera phone memory...)
 
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