I want and don't have

[impressive]

I want to learn
what life is for
I don't want much
I just want more
Ask what I want
and I will sing
I want everything
Everything

I'd cure the cold
and the traffic jam
If there were floods'
I'd give a damn
I'd never sleep
I'd only sing
Let me do everything
Everything

....

</morning serenade>

 

[dr_mabeuse]

All I really need is the ability to dance like James Brown in 1963 and my life would be complete.

---dr.M.

 

[rgraham666]

A lady in my life.

 

[mlady_france]

My daughter back.

I know it doesn't help much but *hugs*.

I know what it's like to have someone you love completly change before your eyes then run off not knowing where they're going or if they'll be okay. All we can do is hope they make the right decitions, or at least know they can always come home if they make the wrong ones.

 

[mlady_france]

What I really want but don't have is exaclty what I say I do, what everyone tells me I have:Strength.
How can I be strong when all I want to do is curl up and cry? How can I be strong and feel so weak, so out of control?

And peace. I say I'm at peace all the time, but really my heart is in termoil. I put up a front so that I can move on waiting for the right moment to break down. I push myself forward to get things done, pushing aside all emotion in my heart until things are settled. Then it's safe to break down. Then I can find my peace.

 

[Guest]

All I really need is the ability to dance like James Brown in 1963 and my life would be complete.

---dr.M.

A wish, easily obtained with my newest dancing CD collection. Even you, can dance like James Brown! Simply follow the colored dance spots placed on the floor. A single 9 amp electrode, placed upon the inner thighs will tell you when you've done it wrong and add the desired gyrations.
All this, for the low, low price of one million, squillion dollahs.
yours~
vibrating vella.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

A wish, easily obtained with my newest dancing CD collection. Even you, can dance like James Brown! Simply follow the colored dance spots placed on the floor. A single 9 amp electrode, placed upon the inner thighs will tell you when you've done it wrong and add the desired gyrations.
All this, for the low, low price of one million, squillion dollahs.
yours~
vibrating vella.

Hey, I tried to follow those colored spots on the floor, but it looked like a Jackson Pollack painting. And let me get this straight: do I turn the electrode off or on to dance like James Brown?

And can you Marcel my hair?

Got change for a kazillion-zillion? The ATM was broken.

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

What I really want but don't have is exaclty what I say I do, what everyone tells me I have:Strength.
How can I be strong when all I want to do is curl up and cry? How can I be strong and feel so weak, so out of control?

And peace. I say I'm at peace all the time, but really my heart is in termoil. I put up a front so that I can move on waiting for the right moment to break down. I push myself forward to get things done, pushing aside all emotion in my heart until things are settled. Then it's safe to break down. Then I can find my peace.

that is strength, honey... the ability to keep pushing forward until you find a safe haven. peace only comes moment to moment, it's not a destination but those little resting places you find along the way to where you need to go.

i want and don't have...

my dad.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I tried to follow those colored spots on the floor, but it looked like a Jackson Pollack painting. And let me get this straight: do I turn the electrode off or on to dance like James Brown?

And can you Marcel my hair?

Got change for a kazillion-zillion? The ATM was broken.

Dancing is just like art...body art. dive into that Jackson Pollack painting you've arranged on the floor, I guarantee gyrations to your hearts content.

The electrodes are not for everyone. Usually, they help those who don't get off on that type of stimulation. If you find that they are more pleasure than purpose, then off would be the best bet.

As for the Marcel Proust hairdo...did you want the curl in the middle or side of your forehead? This coiffe will take care of the change I would owe you otherwise. (i give great Oglvie perms)

May the James Brown force be with you.

 

[TheEarl]

I really really really want a zigger cigar.
(Apologies to Robert Rankin for stealing his joke)

To laugh everyday like I did ot that song lilredjammies posted.

Someone who loves me in my arms right now.

The Earl

PS. Ed: <manly hug>

 

[logophile]

Someone who loves me in my arms right now.

Yeah. What he said.

 

[TheEarl]

Yeah. What he said.

I think I had one of those once, but it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

<waits to see if anyone laughs>

Explanation: The joke I stole from Robert Rankin in my previous post about the zigger cigar has that as the followup line. So I'm referencing one line of a dadaist joke in a not very famous book in order to be cheerfully and jovially maudlin (which is fairly surrealist in itself) and linking back to the bit of my post that L wasn't talking about. Complicated, depressing and really only funny if you're me. And even then it barely got a smirk.

The Earl

 

[mlady_france]

<waits to see if anyone laughs>

I did, but I don't think that surprizes anyone.

 

[logophile]

Well it seems I'm misreading you all over the board.
Wish I could go back to bed.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

We have a one-man, five-woman hot tub, but we don't have the other four women yet...

 

[TheEarl]

Well it seems I'm misreading you all over the board.
Wish I could go back to bed.

You've not misread me here. Wish you had one as well. <hugs>

The Earl

 

[~hellbaby~]

I Want~~>oo bucks in a bingo game
(I Won Two bucks in a bingo game~ sorry really bad joke)

 

[Liar]

Some momentum.

If I only had that, I'd be able to grab the other things I want from life.

 

[Goldie Munro]

I'd like at least 4" on my legs!

 

[minsue]

Love, in all its pain and glory

 

[Goldie Munro]

Love, in all its pain and glory

Well that too - I suppose!

 

[Edward Teach]

I'd like at least 4" on my legs!

If 7" wouldn't be too much, give me a shout.


Eddie The Available

 

[minsue]

If 7" wouldn't be too much, give me a shout.


Eddie The Available

Subtle, Teach.

 

[~hellbaby~]

Love, in all its pain and glory

Amen to that, I'll take some too