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Bite into a jalapeño pepper![]()
Nice. If I had wished for insufferable indigestion -- this would have been the timely solution. Still -- this might just work.![]()

*sniff sniff* I so tried to help but instead... (I'll get back to you when I figured out the next part)
It works. It even works better if you drink a shot of vodka right after!![]()

Sorry I was trying to read this but the water running from my eyes as a result of consuming the jalapenos has blurred my vision. I do have a warm glow running through me now however.![]()
Just do a happy dance instead 

Aw.... there is no need to cry tears of joyJust do a happy dance instead
See? Told you![]()





Soooo a Happy Dance You Want -- a Happy Dance You Get:
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