pimpette_f
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I want to know who your "flirt" is?................![]()
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I want to know who your "flirt" is?................![]()
I go bra less every day so I think you are safe![]()

I want to go braless more but I have unruly nipples![]()
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Oh jezus that ugly!!!!! No not that kind, mine have never been removed and put back on or surgically enhanced or whatever the hell has happened to those things!*!*!
Oh jezus that ugly!!!!! No not that kind, mine have never been removed and put back on or surgically enhanced or whatever the hell has happened to those things!*!*!
Ok I was just checking..I wasnt sure what you meant. Speaking of lactating if she ever does she will be the first to get both her hair and feet wet at the same time
Is it bad that I look at those and think "I'd rather have THOSE than the ones I currently have?!?!?!"
LOL!
You doing that puke competition thing again? :L
Yes its very bad. Have a slap for that i am sure yours are perfectly lovely just as they are. She's been made into a freak!!!![]()
Mail me a form....![]()
What is with you and lactating? I suppose you are just gonna bottle feed huh![]()
What? My cat? There are no kids in my near future dude. hence the blow up camel![]()
Ahhh I see...I was wondering why the air compressor. I guess less messy clean up then although I wonder how you clean the camel afterwards
See. You didn't read the fucking manual again did you?
No I just grabbed the stool and jumped right into it
You said you would be a virgin on our wedding night
yes but since you couldn't get your unruly nipples under control I had to go to plan B
I picked out some sightseeing I would like to do on our Honeymoon.
http://img1.imagehousing.com/94/4d01d135ba653806f23f62c1738dcaee.jpg
I would be interested to visit the exact spot and fountain that inspired her plastic surgery choice.
Nite sexy I'm out xoxo
Would you like expedited shipping???

I want everyone here to have safe travels if you are going somewhere for Christmas.
Thank you, IAboy!You as well.
I will echo that sentiment and add, I want a new comforter and sheets set from Santa.