I was attacked by a squirrel

[Dantetier]

It was.... terrifying.

 

[Sweetness_15]

It was.... terrifying.

So, are you saying you're not into beastiality?

 

[Dantetier]

Not with him, no.

 

[red_flame]

most bizzar but made me smile ...

 

[coy_one]

LMAO That's damned funny! http://yelims4.free.fr/MDR/MDR71.gif

 

[Sweetness_15]

Not with him, no.

So, you're saying squirrels are out, but what other form of wildlife would you consider? Hmmm?

 

[Essa]

OMG, hope you managed to keep your nuts

 

[Gus Aspar]

could have warned you

See... and you thought there was nothing safer than going for a walk in the woods...

 

[lrisheyes]

OMG, hope you managed to keep your nuts

It's all fun and games until someone loses a nut

 

[imaginewithme]

That's pretty damn funny!

 

[FilthyCute]

It was.... terrifying.

Are you certain that was a squirrel?
I mean - before you throw around the accusations and stuff...


squirrels are notoriously litigious you know.

 

[lord_bob]

It was.... terrifying.

its a bit like jaws

 

[deliverer]

lol...happened to me once too.....but it turned out to be a girl squirrel....

...she wanted me to shave her tail.....

...she was into some pretty weird stuff......

 

[Gus Aspar]

squirrels and squirrels...

Having had a closer look at this, your pictures seem to show a grey-haired, American type squirrel, of the kind which has invaded the British Isles over the past 50 years or so. These squirrels have driven the indigenous red squirrels further and further north, so that you rarely see a red squirrel in England these days. (Are you all still awake, class? Please try to keep up!)

This is surely a story idea: Mr and Mrs Grey Squirrel are enjoying life in the London park which they've colonised (bringing up baby squirrels, hunting for nuts, running away from dogs, all the usual stuff). Then one day Miss Red Squirrel turns up. The Scottish diet has done wonders for her sex-drive, but Mr Red Squirrel couldn't stand the pace and he has given up the ghost and died. Miss Red Squirrel is looking for a new mate, and fancies her chances with Mr Grey...

This may seem a bit bizarre, but does this have the makings of a really unconventional porn story?

 

[posterOfAgirl]

It was.... terrifying.

o my gawd,
i seriously adore these.


marry me??

 

[jamescomp]

Having had a closer look at this, your pictures seem to show a grey-haired, American type squirrel, of the kind which has invaded the British Isles over the past 50 years or so. These squirrels have driven the indigenous red squirrels further and further north, so that you rarely see a red squirrel in England these days. (Are you all still awake, class? Please try to keep up!)

This may seem a bit bizarre, but does this have the makings of a really unconventional porn story?

you know what i say ? fuck that squirell..............literally

 

[Dantetier]

o my gawd,
i seriously adore these.


marry me??

I hate the very concept of marriage....but you're a redhead, and really, really cute, so okay *grins*