I'd kick Regis Philbin's ass

[Problem Child]

Watched fight club again the other night.

Sick twisted fuckin' movie, but entertaining nonetheless.
The inner decor of their house seems strangely inviting to me...

Anyway, I was thinking "Who would you fight?"

I'd fight Saddam hussein, that's for sure...kick his sorry shiite-gassin',
ak-47-shootin'-up-in-the-air,
havin-big-ol'-murals-of-his-fat-face-painted-on-every-building,
not-giving-any-oil money-to-the-starving-kids.......ass.

But that's a pretty obvious choice.

After I finished with Saddam, I think I'd fight Regis Philbin. Yeah, I think Reg would be tougher than he looks...

 

[Ally C]

I'm not a fighter ...

... and when someone tells me to fuck off I usually do. Mind you if they follow me and force the issue I might just feel inclined to lash out.

Peace. I'm going to fuck off now. Don't follow me.

 

[Problem Child]

<i'm following you>

"C'mon Ally, just pick someone ~poke~.... ~poke-poke~... anyone, it doesn't matter who..."

play!

 

[Ally C]

Look ...

... I told you ... I really don't want to fight.

 

[Derya]

I agree with Problem Child Plus

Jim Gray (or is it Tim) that dumb fuck sports reporter for NBC
Jesse Jackson
Bill Clinton
Jennifer Lopez
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[Derya]

By the way Fight Club was a very interesting and different movie. I only saw it once, I'm sure I'd pick up on a whole lot more in the storyline with another viewing.
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[Laurel]

I didn't buy the whole "society is emasculating men, and all men wanna do is beat each other senseless" thing. But I liked the ending. I was lame enough to be surprised by it, lol.

I'd kick Barbra Streisand's ass. Then Kathy Lee. Then Liza Minelli. Gawd, those women bug me...

 

[Cheri]

I find it hard to think of someone who pisses me off enough to fight. If forced to though, I'd say Kathy Lee, Britney Spears, Denise Richards, Sarah Jessica Gellar and the little punk across the street from me. If her posse's there, them too.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'd kick Eminem's ass seven ways to sunday......god that skinny fucker annoy's me....other than that I love the world.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Oh and Gail Porter....she's every fucking where on TV.

 

[OUTSIDER]

And anyone involved in those god damned "Bankloan" adds.......fuck off.

 

[OUTSIDER]

and the I'd get evil on all the people who were on the TV shows "popstars", "shipwrecked" and "Big brother"....and then.....and then.......

 

[Mistress]

Never watched it..it had Brad Pit in it right? Thats why I never watched it.

 

[Problem Child]

After I finished with Regis Philbin, I think I'd like to go a few rounds with Ben Stein...