IDK how I found this place

It’s true … it’s butthole or no go
Uh-huh
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Hey guys, just figured I should update..

I moved to Peru last week on an impulse. But can't find a job and have no money so my girlfriend wants to buy me a ticket home.

Regardless, I submitted a story about college anal and the moderation team basically said we love this but it's too short (story of my life).

So I added some very graphic scenes and just popped it off for resubmition.

Hope everyone is well.

Dude, you’re the fucking lizard king. You’ll end up on top. Don’t you worry.

If you won’t let that job search get in the way of you writing a story about college anal, nothing is going to stop you, bro.
 
Are you saying you will remember my starfish forever? How romantic 🥰
What the fuck you mean "REMEMBER", the damn thing looked more like one of those octopus face hugger alien things before you sat it on my face. I still have scars and night terrors. Yeah remembering wont be hard.
 
Dude, you’re the fucking lizard king. You’ll end up on top. Don’t you worry.

If you won’t let that job search get in the way of you writing a story about college anal, nothing is going to stop you, bro.

Hell yeah I love that

For the record my story wasn't a big hit. I get it, I mean it was pretty straight to the point and not much foreplay. Also It got taken down for forced entry encouragement, I forget how they worded it but you know.

Either way, I love the story, and I still have it in many places and sent to some only friends. That's really what I wanted just a website to hold all my dumb shit so I didn't have to hold it all on my phone. I also get a kick out of seeing that 6,000 people were subject to my insanity before it got taken down. The two obviously troll comments were sort of funny too.

Happy Father's day or whatever the fuck why it's so busy on the streets!
 
Peru sucked.

Back to the states, run by crooks.
Kidnap a politrick and suspend her by an anal hook.

Am I right?
 
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