If a man has a harem...

[Cath!]

What would a woman have? And how do I get one?

 

[MissTaken]

A "HISem" perhaps?


And how do you get one? I don't know , but if you find out, do tell!

 

[Cath!]

Maybe we could share?

 

[christophe]

Harem-for men

Harmen-for women

 

[MissTaken]

That still doesn't answer the question concerning how to get one of them!

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm thinking haremow

How I came up with it is left as an exercise for the tenacious.

 

[PowerOfOne]

She would have heaven! I think I will start another thread taking applications for my harem. Thanks for the idea!

 

[Cath!]

HEY!

She would have heaven! I think I will start another thread taking applications for my harem. Thanks for the idea!

Seeing as how I thought of it first...ALL applications have to be approved by me first!

 

[Silverlily]

One man is enough to test the patience of a saint, why in the hell would you want to have to keep multiples?

I would either a. stick to handy single use males or

b. keep a traditional all female harem.


or c. both

 

[Black_Bird]

What would a woman have? And how do I get one?

I think it would still be called a harem... It would just be all males.

Are you accepting applications yet?

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: If a man has a harem...

I think it would still be called a harem... It would just be all males.

Are you accepting applications yet?

Of course...applications are ALWAYS accepted.

 

[YogiBare]

A male harem?

Well, you'd have to begin by invading Afghanistan.

Start a new regime with your own laws, calling your regime the "Noharemban".

Declare yourself to be "Supreme Ruler", move unto Omar's palace, and begin taking applications.

Problem: What do you use for eunichs?

 

[Cath!]

What would we want a eunich for?

I am a modern woman...I have that problem all tied up!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: A male harem?

Well, you'd have to begin by invading Afghanistan.

Start a new regime with your own laws, calling your regime the "Noharemban".

Declare yourself to be "Supreme Ruler", move unto Omar's palace, and begin taking applications.

Problem: What do you use for eunichs?

I am "Supreme Ruler" along with "Bitch Goddess". As far as eunichs go, that one is easy. My ex's. They all felt castrated when they left or at least they told me they did. I am now accepting applications. And Cath, don't make me nut up on you. The harem may have been your idea but the applications were mine so back off!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I am joking of course, about the part to Cath anyway, the rest of it is serious.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: If a man has a harem...

Of course...applications are ALWAYS accepted.

Well, then - what are the requirements? You wouldn't want underqualified males in your harem, would you?

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: A male harem?

Disclaimer: I am joking of course, about the part to Cath anyway, the rest of it is serious.

go check out pabloback's I need recipes thread...that Yorkshire Pudding one is in there...

 

[Cath!]

Nondiscriminatory Application Form To Join the Exclusive Catharem...

Please fill out ALL answers in full...and include a return address!

1) Do you like giving massages...complete with hot oils and soft music and chilled white wine?

2) Do you like sex that may start out slow one day...filled with gentle looks and kisses?

3) Do you like hot, hard, pounding, raunchy "I just want to cum right now" sex?

4) Do you like to dance? Strip teases are always fun to watch...

5) Would you like to go out for coffee? Hell...do you even DRINK coffee??

6) Do you listen to Sheryl Crow? Do you know who Amanda Marshall is?

7) Will you make dinner for me?

8) Will you get me a glass of chilled white wine?

9) Will you wash my back?

10) Will you let me cum first...and often?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Are we moving to Haremistan?

For the right lady...

1) Do you like giving massages...complete with hot oils and soft music and chilled white wine? yes indeed

2) Do you like sex that may start out slow one day...filled with gentle looks and kisses? yes

3) Do you like hot, hard, pounding, raunchy "I just want to cum right now" sex? yes, but less often frankly

4) Do you like to dance? Strip teases are always fun to watch... sure

5) Would you like to go out for coffee? Hell...do you even DRINK coffee?? yes, and yes (otherwise I go into withdrawal and nut up on people.)

6) Do you listen to Sheryl Crow? Do you know who Amanda Marshall is? yes... and no. Does she post here?

7) Will you make dinner for me? enthusiastically

8) Will you get me a glass of chilled white wine? Chardonnay? Grigio? I keep it chilled, and enjoy pouring.

9) Will you wash my back? anytime

10) Will you let me cum first...and often? yes, unequivocally yes.


]The email is LukkyKnight@yahoo.com - no secret.[
I suppose this means I have to figure out who this Amanda person is, eh?

 

[Cath!]

Re: Are we moving to Haremistan?

For the right lady...




]The email is LukkyKnight@yahoo.com - no secret.[
I suppose this means I have to figure out who this Amanda person is, eh?

i will start you off in the right direction...she is a Canadian singer...

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Nondiscriminatory Application Form To Join the Exclusive Catharem...

Please fill out ALL answers in full...and include a return address!

1) Do you like giving massages...complete with hot oils and soft music and chilled white wine? Of course, I love giving massages

2) Do you like sex that may start out slow one day...filled with gentle looks and kisses? More than anything

3) Do you like hot, hard, pounding, raunchy "I just want to cum right now" sex? That's good too, either way works just fine for me

4) Do you like to dance? Strip teases are always fun to watch...
Yessum
5) Would you like to go out for coffee? Hell...do you even DRINK coffee??
I'd love it, and coffee makes up 3% of my bloodstream
6) Do you listen to Sheryl Crow? Do you know who Amanda Marshall is? Yes and no

7) Will you make dinner for me? Anytime you want, I'm a great cook

8) Will you get me a glass of chilled white wine? Of course, and I'll make sure the glass stays full

9) Will you wash my back? With great enthusiasm and enjoyment

10) Will you let me cum first...and often? You'll have to start sleeping 12 hours a day from being so tired all the time

Justsomecrazyguy187@yahoo.com ^_^

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Nondiscriminatory Application Form To Join the Exclusive Catharem...

1) Do you like giving massages...complete with hot oils and soft music and chilled white wine?

Yes.

2) Do you like sex that may start out slow one day...filled with gentle looks and kisses?

Yes.

3) Do you like hot, hard, pounding, raunchy "I just want to cum right now" sex?

Hell yeah.

4) Do you like to dance? Strip teases are always fun to watch...

I don't dance well, but I'm willing to learn.

5) Would you like to go out for coffee? Hell...do you even DRINK coffee??

Occationally I drink coffee...

6) Do you listen to Sheryl Crow? Do you know who Amanda Marshall is?

I listen to Sheryl Crow... don't know Amanda Marshall though.

7) Will you make dinner for me?

Yes...

8) Will you get me a glass of chilled white wine?

MmmHmm!

9) Will you wash my back?

Sure.

10) Will you let me cum first...and often?

Only if I get to lick up the mess!

 

[cymbidia]

Stealing is a bad idea.

 

[Cath!]

edited to honor cym, cause she took off her own list...



but, cym, if you EVER change your mind...

 

[erosman]

zenana / seraglio

1) Do you like giving massages...complete with hot oils and soft music and chilled white wine?
Yes, I have my own special portable massage table with built-in bullet vibrator pocket...strategically placed. Hot oils (I prefer the mango, but...as you wish) and hot towels provided. Wine, see #8

2) Do you like sex that may start out slow one day...filled with gentle looks and kisses?
Silly question, lady. Emotional foreplay is my specialty.

3) Do you like hot, hard, pounding, raunchy "I just want to cum right now" sex?
Sillier question, lady. Customer service means adapting to the changing needs of your clientele. The lady is always right.

4) Do you like to dance? Strip teases are always fun to watch...
Dancing is a great warm-up for sex, but I only strip-tease after a good workout. The taut muscles glistening with dew...let the gods be praised!

5) Would you like to go out for coffee? Hell...do you even DRINK coffee??
Can go out or stay. I bring my own cappuccino maker. I love to froth.

6) Do you listen to Sheryl Crow? Do you know who Amanda Marshall is?
I've heard Sheryl crow with delight many times. I'm with Lukky, though. I haven't seen Amanda post here yet.

7) Will you make dinner for me?
Only before massages. Post-massage dinners are irrelevant.

8) Will you get me a glass of chilled white wine?
Shall we go to the cellar and make your selection?

9) Will you wash my back?
I will wash your back...your front...your top...your bottom...and everything between.

10) Will you let me cum first...and often?
Ladies first, always!
How high can you count?

 

[patient1]

An all-male harem is called a Stable. That is where studs are kept.