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If I had the pow-aaaahhhhh

I used it CORRECTLY!

patient1's sig line would be "I want it yesterday!"

draaah's av would have a milk moustache and her title would say, "It's milk! I swear to gawd it is!"

highschooljock's sig line would forever say "Help! I'm stupid and I can't shut up!"
 
KillerMuffin said:
I used it CORRECTLY!

patient1's sig line would be "I want it yesterday!"

draaah's av would have a milk moustache and her title would say, "It's milk! I swear to gawd it is!"

highschooljock's sig line would forever say "Help! I'm stupid and I can't shut up!"
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But it's not milk.
 
To walk as a god among Litsters

Rhys would be forced to inflict continous filk on the board to all who displeased me.

Draaah's posts would come in brilliant 3-D fonts.

Red Rose would take her hands off her breasts.

Anyone who signs there posts with anything outside of a sig line would be forced to continual trolling by High School Jock.

Todd would post Weird Al versions of the Psalms.

Everyone would search so I can have a decent AV.

Smiley happy dolts will recieve an electric shock after each use. Emoticon Nazis will recieve a shock without proper smilies :D

Elipses will be banned... except for me...

All men posting a picture of their cock must follow it up with the disclaimer that mine is far larger.
 
I made a list ! That's two, I think.

I am thinking of changing my name at the one thousand mark.

maybe to say "fgb" or maybe "garvin" or how about "Trouble"?



:D :confused:
 
Thanks, I think it's the funniest thread I've read since I got addicted.

If I had the pow-aaaahhh ; Cheyenne's location would be "Memory Lane".;)
 
If I had the power I'd have laurel give a puter to Viejo<kotori> so he could get back online.:(
 
Patient1 would throw a temper tantrum if no one responded to his threads rightaway.

KM would talk to me on the phone.

I would make more sense.

All my crushes would come to fruition.

People who annoy me wouldn't annoy just me, so I could yap about them with other people.

My homework would be done.

I'd think before posting so I don't end up with weak assed posts like this one.
 
I'll talk to you. Why? Did you want to talk to me?




Everyone would be required to have all non thread starting subject lines state "Muffie is my Goddess." Except Marxist. His would say, "Muffie is my Goddess and I cherish all She says to me." And Highschooljock. His would say "My Girlfriend is with Stupid."

Every time DCL dropped a name a little piece of his av would change into his real face.

Sparky wouldn't be allowed to use the word "shit."

Cheffie lips would be attached to Brett Favre's left buttcheek.

World Cup afficianados would refer to it as "soccer."

In addition to losing all of his p's, p_p_man's posts would be done in yellow.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'll talk to you. Why? Did you want to talk to me?
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Of course. I'm all about the voice.


Everyone would be required to have all non thread starting subject lines state "Muffie is my Goddess." Except Marxist. His would say, "Muffie is my Goddess and I cherish all She says to me." And Highschooljock. His would say "My Girlfriend is with Stupid."
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It's not enough that this is already happening internally?



Every time DCL dropped a name a little piece of his av would change into his real face.
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This is by far my favorite. Unless, you allow me to modify this one below, then that would become my favorite:


Sparky wouldn't be allowed to use the word
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Rambrat would have to use a different color for his av.

Laurel would bring me that little black kitty that freaks everyone out. (I think it's adorable! I'll take good care of him!) :D

draaah would use smilies in excess.

KM would go back to her gun-totin' avatar.

Sillyman would hold my breasts for me.



I'll think of more, just give me time. I need coffee.
 
red_rose said:
Rambrat would have to use a different color for his av.

Laurel would bring me that little black kitty that freaks everyone out. (I think it's adorable! I'll take good care of him!) :D

draaah would use smilies in excess.

KM would go back to her gun-totin' avatar.

Sillyman would hold my breasts for me.



I'll think of more, just give me time. I need coffee.
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But could I hold Kitte's breasts?:cool:
I am feeling it. The power comes!

All litsters would occasionally think before posting something that would hurt another.
There would be a damn spellcheck somewhere for those who are speeling challenged. (like me)
There would be a built in pity party for those who have bad days.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
 
Ezarc said:
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
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For every time that Ezarc adds this line to his post, one less person will care and another person will fall out of lust.

All posts on Problem Child's "5 Things About" thread that list 6 or more things about someone will be automatically deleted. And one of Laurel's cats will reach through the offending poster's screen and bite them. Viciously.
 
Mischka's av would stop looking at me like I've done something wrong.

Posters would actually be ambivalent on PC's abivalent thread. :D

Azure would do a full on ass shot for an av. Drop the towel already. Just drop it. :devil:
 
Mischka said:
For every time that Ezarc adds this line to his post, one less person will care and another person will fall out of lust.

Ouch:(
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Ezarc said:
Mischka said:
For every time that Ezarc adds this line to his post, one less person will care and another person will fall out of lust.

Ouch:(
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NOOOOOO!!!! That's just wrong:( You can't post with out the take care and lust always line.
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red_rose said:
Mischka's av would stop looking at me like I've done something wrong.
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This better?

Ezarc, I wasn't trying to be mean. I was looking at your line from the point of diminshing returns - it's been used so often by now, that at some point it'll lose its power.

Care and lust away,
Mischka
 
those that I have a crush on would automatically sense it, not give me shit about it, but nurture it for the length of the crush.

that's not asking too much is it?




i love the @ nipples in mischka's new av. She's been playing in sd's sandbox.
 
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