If I started a playground thread

[Libsam]

Boom.

<-----

Nuclear!

Let it all fallout!!

 

[AllyRose]

Garnate's a cunt. I went to the castle and was told she was in a different one.

Some fucking princess she is.

 

[Garnate]

I just clicked with Garnate because she has a potty mouth like I do. And, I'm West of her, she could be my cousin so I have to be nice.

I wouldn't let that stop us. I mean, oh cool! We could be cousins! We could go shopping and do our fucking nails and I will, in no way, touch you inappropriately because I would never fucking do that.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate's a cunt. I went to the castle and was told she was in a different one.

Some fucking princess she is.

Look, your map is fucked up. I'm always in the biggest castle. I don't understand why you waste your time on the small ones.

 

[AllyRose]

Look, your map is fucked up. I'm always in the biggest castle. I don't understand why you waste your time on the small ones.

My map's not fucked up... I went to where the X was marked.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Look, your map is fucked up. I'm always in the biggest castle. I don't understand why you waste your time on the small ones.

Just don't surprise her or she will fucking shoot you.

 

[Garnate]

My map's not fucked up... I went to where the X was marked.

Listen to WOB. I already took out Bowser and I'm just sitting here waiting on your skinny ass. X's are for pirate treasure. That's the wrong booty, ho!

 

[AllyRose]

Listen to WOB. I already took out Bowser and I'm just sitting here waiting on your skinny ass. X's are for pirate treasure. That's the wrong booty, ho!

So that's why my math teacher was always asking me to find X.

DAMMIT! I could be fucking rich by now.

 

[Killswitch]

Listen to WOB. I already took out Bowser and I'm just sitting here waiting on your skinny ass. X's are for pirate treasure. That's the wrong booty, ho!

So hows it going. I've been watching Rambo. Need me to add flavor to your threads?

 

[Killswitch]

Or kill one? lol

 

[Garnate]

So hows it going. I've been watching Rambo. Need me to add flavor to your threads?

YES! We've already traded you for their magicmikeaustin guy. Sorry. No hard feelings.

 

[PrissOff]

I wouldn't let that stop us. I mean, oh cool! We could be cousins! We could go shopping and do our fucking nails and I will, in no way, touch you inappropriately because I would never fucking do that.

You're my fucking hero.

 

[Killswitch]

YES! We've already traded you for their magicmikeaustin guy. Sorry. No hard feelings.

I see that.

 

[Garnate]

You're my fucking hero.

I'm trading you for Mike Yates. The PG would have a field day with him.

 

[Libsam]

Garnate is a giant in the playground!

 

[RawHumor]

Garnate is a giant in the playground!

They're gonna lay down some hoor traps over there and not let her return.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm trading you for Mike Yates. The PG would have a field day with him.

I am going to miss that cunt.

 

[Libsam]

They're gonna lay down some hoor traps over there and not let her return.

Fuck that, I got molotovs!
And you know Garnate love cocktails.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate is a giant in the playground!

Stop pointing out my ass!

They're gonna lay down some hoor traps over there and not let her return.

Well cake was mentioned, but then I realized that I was the one that mentioned it. So I'll be back after cake.

I am going to miss that cunt.

You could always visit him.

 

[Libsam]

Stop pointing out my ass!

*stops pointing at Stew Pidd*

 

[Garnate]

*stops pointing at Stew Pidd*

Cheeky

 

[Jennifer]

Nuclear!

Let it all fallout!!

You're too kind

 

[Garnate]

You're too kind

Ooooooh I approve! Goddamn.

 

[Aquagal]

Oh ya, newboobs.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Boobs for newgirl. Sweet. You crazy kids in all your glory.