If my Life were a Porn Movie

[sirhugs]

You mean you're not sposed to do that?

only if the pizza is on time

 

[noxiousblonde]

only if the pizza is on time

That could be why mine's always very early. Its like they know I'm going to be calling...

 

[sirhugs]

That could be why mine's always very early. Its like they know I'm going to be calling...

imagine the fights to see who gets to deliver yours....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

isn't it already?

I just read an article that says 80% of spouses cheat.....

Truth be told, they always have. People are just admitting to it more.

 

[Recidiva]

Truth be told, they always have. People are just admitting to it more.

Yeah, that's my opinion.

And there are so many wide definitions to "cheat"

That's like people saying "the rates of autism are going up dramatically!"

Well, it's only been recognized for about 40 years, it would kinda have to, wouldn't it?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yeah, that's my opinion.

And there are so many wide definitions to "cheat"

That's like people saying "the rates of autism are going up dramatically!"

Well, it's only been recognized for about 40 years, it would kinda have to, wouldn't it?

Reminds me of what they said when Caesar triumphed, "Men of Rome, guard your wives, the bad adulterer is coming!"

 

[noxiousblonde]

Reminds me of what they said when Caesar triumphed, "Men of Rome, guard your wives, the bad adulterer is coming!"

What about the good adulterers?

 

[sirhugs]

What about the good adulterers?

those would be welcomed, with open legs

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What about the good adulterers?

Hmmm....swingers, like me? Cool. Nothing wrong with them.