If my life were an Anime, OOC chat

RoneLith

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If my life were a Samurai Anime I would want to be the cool confident hero. With amasing ability and a tendancy to work alone I armed only with my sword and unique techniques would do away with the evil of this world. I would be the one that trained the rookie hero who has the potential to become better than myself, and watch with joy as I lay with a wound in the lap of my beatiful Anime girl with a matching personality but held a deep love for me that I only recently discovered. After the bad guy was killed by the rookie hero my woman and I would retire from battle and live our lives in happieness, as the rookie went off to find his next battle.

If my life were a Present day fantasy Anime, I would like to be the hero that discoveres amasing powers. Who has a giant crush on the most beautiful girl in school. Who also just keeps getting into trouble and who develops a crush on my alter ego that eventually leads her to me as she too discovers her own amasing powers and together we destroy the evil then continue on destorying evil with our love together.

If my life were a Futureistic Mech Anime, I would like to be the highly experienced pilot who has already reached his full potential. I would have the an amasing mech the not only looked cool but was also extemely powerful. I would teach the rookie once again and for some reason or another perhaps because I want to retire with the very cute blonde pilot anime girl who has had a crush on me since she signed on, to pilot my mech and then feign an injury while he takes out the bad guys and I get to know my new girlfriend better.

Just a little fantasy dream that I know alot of you out there have had. So tell us about it.

Also Anime girls that I wish were real; and...well you know...

Usagi-Sailor Moon, but more of the older Usagi, such as in later episodes when you see her in the future.
Faye Vallentine-Cowboy Bebop, I think alot of you guys would want that one
Kagome-Inuyasha, she would be a cool friend but I don't think I would touch her until she was older, that's gross.

Now that all of you know too much about me and my sick Anime fantasy let's get yours, and ladies don't leave yourself out of this if you are a fan of Anime let us know and tell us which guys you would want. So what would your life be like if it were an Anime?
 
Okay, why not.

If my life was an modern day fantasy anime. I would be the the outsider with odd and hiden psychic powers. Who for some reason has a small crush on the spunky cute girl, allthough I do not know it, nor would admit it. Constantly getting into trouble with school, and keeping away from my retched family. I fight for the sake of choas... for the moment, although for some reason chaos is always helping the good. Qoute: "Keep out of my way... In fact, do me a favor and just stay away, I don't like you, humanity for that matter"

If my life was an furtureristic anime, I would be the smart-ass S-rank pilot that nobody could rival, taking down any and all enemy pilots with my stolen mech. I only fight so I can live in peace and quiet, of course, taking a piss on the emporer's son during a keger pretty much ruined that. Qoute: "Two words, bite me!"

Thats all I'll say for now. Oh yeah, the anime girls I wish were real:

Rei Ayanami: I dunno, theres just something about her quiet attitude. But I would rather not know about her secret.
Aisha Clan`Clan: I don't think I need to explain.
And my third, Jacob- oh wait... she's real... I'll have to think about the third one.
 
Hmm- I already live in Japan.
Already have hair not my natural color (tis dyed red- artificial intelligence)

Oh- I'd be a pilot, because everyone knows all AF people are pilots. We don't have any maint, or health or com people, nah, we're all pilots. Yup.

And I'd have DD boobs that would NEVER interfear with anything I want to do. Cause they're magical that way, right?
And people would put up with my smart-ass attitude because hey, I'm increadibly powerful/beautiful/skilled pilot-type.
 
RoneLith said:
Hooray for the AF and Hooray for Magical Boobs!!!!
Uh... oh yeah.... yeah AF.
Better then the army no matter how you look at it (from an enlisted- which'll torture me less point of view).

Wouldn't really want DD cups though- that is a bit much, especially on my frame. Nah, wouldn't look right.
 
What if they were the magical DD cups that you spoke of? My brother is an Officer in Training in the AF and my father was formally a Crew Cheif as well so I have a lot of love for the AF and all our Armed forces actually. Anyway back to the DD's, you know if they were real and could stay out of the way and not hurt your back, why not? Men would constantly be all over you.
 
My educated guessing is telling me that men are already constantly all over her.
 
Nah- men are not "swarming" over me.
Okay, hubby claims they would be but hey, he's my husband, he's supposed to say such things.
Still think he's dillusional, but I can live that that kind of dillusion.

In reality- I don't want a guy that wanted me only cause I had boobs bigger then my own head. That's just not right.
I mean, I'm pretty bright, moderatly funny and have all sorts of other random talentsl like making up song lyrics on the fly and cooking pretty well. I'd rather be loved for that.
Now lusting after my "child-bearing hips" is okay (yes- I got told that at 12 y/o) but that's something I naturally posses.
So, I guess if I naturally had DD boobs, then being lusted after because of it would be okay, but if its the only reason a guy stuck around, then there'd a big problem.
Make sense?
 
Uh... For somebody who opts not to think, nor consider about anything, too much... No.
 
here's my idea for anime guys that I wish were real

Spike Spiegel-Cowboy Bebop
Vash the stampede-Trigun
Wolfwood-Trigun
Inuyasha-Inuyasha
Amon-Witch Hunter Robin
I forgot who he was but he's on Wolf's Rain
 
Hmm...

Inuyasha: Pretty cool guy, he and Shippo's little run-ins keep cracking me up.

Spike: No doubt about, one of the ORP's alltime favs, that does include me. Just something about the bounty hunter that just seems too cool.

Vash the Stampede: Funny and cool, need I say more?

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Name says it all. One of my personal favs.

Kiba: I can really say much about him as of yet. I've only seen the episodes that showed on cartoon network. Yet still, at the moment he and the rest of the pack are pretty cool by my standards. (Of course, it so happens I like wolfs, so thats a plus)

Amon: One of the few I can't really say I like, I dunno, something about him just gives me that "Domo-Arigato Mr. Roboto" (No idea if I spelled that correctly...)

Some of the male that would interest me to live:

Gene Starwind: My other favorite bounty hunter. In fact, my all time fav. He and Jim were always at ech others throat.

Duo Maxwell: Most likely too cool for words for most people. Duo is just Duo, nothing more can be said.

Heero Yui: Another Gundam pilot. His attitude torwards thing always was interesting to me.

Naruto Uzumaki: One of the greatist ninja characters of all time, and the most renown fox demon. Its just too hard to say I don't like him. No way I couldn't put him on my list.

Kakashi Hatake: Naruto's teacher and mentor. Just an all around great character, due to his mysterious past, and his cool-calm attitude. Plus him beating Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, all the while reading his favorite book, "Make Out Paradise" just furthered my respect for him.
 
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my throughts:

Inuyasha-not too bad looking and his run ins with the others are funny(especially shippo)

Spike-One of the reasns I love Cowboy Bebop.The fact he can fight and still look so cool gets major points

Vash the Stampede: Early on he's a scream and funny but when he goes into Diablo mode he's too cool for words

Wolfwood: one of several cool things about Trigun.Great weapons and decent looking too

Kiba: I'm just getting into Wolf's rain but he is cute

Amon: too stuffy on the show but he does kinda have something

Vicious: Coolest villian in the CB verse
 
Vicious is an cool villan, but I like Knives, just something about his therory on mankind intrigues me.
 
You have a good point about Knives and I'll give a honorable metion to the Gung Ho Guns
 
In all honesty, I liked only one of the Gun-Ho-Guns, other than Knives and WolfWood. And that was the little kid.
 
True, Mid-ally was a good chara, but just doesn't compare to Wolfwood.

On a different subject. The top five anime creatures I would most likely be (Lets face, we considered it at least once or twice...)

1: Flamdramon (Digimon): He just looks cool, plus he's a smart ass that can shoot fire.
2: Ikerous the dragon (DBZ): I always was curious at what he would look like all grown up.
3: Shion (DBZ): Need I say more?
4:Espion or Umbreon: Because Anything that is psychic, or can resist psychic powers, should be feared!

The main creature I would NOT be? Pikachu... If I ever see a real pikachu, I'm taking my bow gun, and shooting it right up its tail...
 
my top 5 creatures:

1.Ein from Cowboy Bebop for cuteness and having Ed for a partner in crime
2.The cat from Inuyasha who teams with Sango
3.Trigun's cat
4.A wolf from Wolf's Rain
5.Vicious's bird

I would not be a pokemon
 
I think you left out a pretty good male character: Guts from Berserk. If you haven't seen Berserk, pick it up. You won't be sorry you did. As for weapons, I'm defiitely gonna have to go with the Angel Arm from Trigun and Tetsaiga(?) from Inuyasha.
 
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