LanguageOfLove
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Play beach volleyball
Set up a hammock on the beach and ask him for help...
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Play beach volleyball
Set up a hammock on the beach and ask him for help...
We would keep each other company while we waited for help
Probably have to use a coconut for a football.
Use banana leaves and flowers for a cheer leading uniform
I would be a gentleman, and upon rescue, I would abandon my bi persona and act so gay that her precious husband would have no reason to wonder if anything had happened
I'd show her my garters collection
We'd decide on which day of the year would be known as "garter day" lol All island residents would wear garter belts this day
Thats a national holiday I could get involved in.
I'm not sure exactly what his user name means, but just to on the safe side, Id keep a close eye on my panties...
I would be keeping a close eye on your panties too.
(psst: you may want to take a quick look at my profile - I may not be what you think I am)
Psst: I know exactly what you are.
It's hard to hide a bulge like that in panties.
Hmm...
In that case, the boat leaves at 10 am. It's called The Minnow, but it's only scheduled for a 3 hour tour...
Could be a much longer tour.
We’d play a giant game of scrabble in the sand.
I wonder if I’d have a chance of winning. Probably not, but it’d be fun all the same.
Splendid. We can convert that piano in some sort of boat and return to civilisation. Just needs to shed the feet, the hammers and the strings. Oh but do keep the little bench. Ship's captain privilege.
Live at opposite ends of the beach, but see one another on the weekends.
Live at opposite ends of the beach, but see one another on the weekends.
We might get along.