If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Soul crushing!!! :D

I got feelings, and you just hurt all of them. At least hold out for something better than light beer. I'm at least worth a PBR or some of the hard stuff.

Let’s make moonshine. That’s pretty hard!
 
Already a mistress? You can stand now. I don’t require tribute yet.

He could make a sand statue of me and I’ll play Godzilla, crushing it.
 
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